*removes straws from nose, cuts mins skull top off and places straws in*

 

They prefer womans.

*erupts into fis of giggles* this is my brain dont forget

Hey, I've got a question min, if everythings a mans fault but there's a woman behind every sucessful man does that mean that it's the woman's fault?

no it means that men fail without women

And if a sucessful man screws up it's not the woman behind him?

no it means she left him and now hes on the road to failure

No it means the woman is trying to cover up her mistakes.

women dont make mistakes

And they say men are stubborn to admit when they are mistaken.

they are

Women are more often.