I think I have the most defective functional eyes ever

does that make them dysfuctional or multifuctional or just plain broken?

My eyes function neatly : p

 

what's up with yours?

Just don't look into his eyes....!!!

 

He'll steel your soul!

I have flat eyes, I can't produce good tears, and I am very very near sighted. I also steal peoples souls

I don't have one, so I'm good.  ;)

 

What do you mean by "good" tears?  Define what a good tear is.  :D

 

My eyes are horribly near-sighted, although I can't read a book unless I take my glasses off....  A person a foot away is fuzzy, though I can make them out well enough in conversation and whatnot.  Any farther, and I start missing a LOT of details. :D

 

When you don't have contacts or glasses on, do colors seem darker/more vivid to you?  That's the way it is for me.  I noticed that when I was in 3rd grade, the year I got glasses.  The blanket on my bed was hot pink, and when I put my glasses on, it was the same shade, only more faded, and less...vivid, bright, whatever...

 

i never noticed any defrences in color only it was fuzzy!

Maybe my eyes are just a weird case....

 

I must say, it was kind of sad, though, when my world became washed-out and less vivid. :D

I meant a good mount of tears. So when I waer contacts it hurts my eyes. When I wake up my eyes hurt. Everything seems a little brighter because I cant see the details when I don't have my glasses or contacts

when i dont have my contacts in everything seems really really blurry.

I have damn good sight, for which I'm thankful.

 

I have to say I do think I have an allergy, because they can go a bit blurry, not sure what causes it, but it usually at about 11pm (sometimes earlier) after I've had a few drinks >.>

sounds serious you may wanna get that looked at!

Alcohol allergy!

 

Very, very common

Is the effect more potent with a certain kind of alcohol

possibly!

It's quite impossible to get rid of, I'm afraid you'll just have to live with it

well you could always drink soo much that you dont remember the reaction. but you might wind up in interesting locales with a headache