Weee! :D

YEAH!

 

KEEP ON ROCKING!

 

RAWRAWRARAR!

Yay me!

 

Congrats

 

*stabs stabs stabs*

Woooooooooooooo SS!

SS Rule!

Everyone else Drool!

Er.

Dammit.

Oh well.

Wait! I take it back! That is the correct spelling of drool! HOORAY!

Drule!?

INCORRECT.

*Burns Demi*

With a torch!

 

ACH, THE BURNING, IT BURNS!

My friend had a nightmare today. I usually drive her to swim practice, but it was pouring rain, and so I didn't want to go, and lo and behold, neither did she! I texted her saying so, to which she responded, "Neither do I, I think I'm really sick from last night, my throat really hurts and my head is about to explode. And I had a really scary nightmare."

 

Which naturally, scary nightmares are a wonderful reason to skip out on practice! You may be wondering why I'm telling you this, and I'm somewhat wondering the same thing.

 

Anyway, the nightmare, (according to she!) was that there was this group, called The Limelight, and they were burning all of her friends in little shacks, and she had to watch! And so... It burnt. And stuff.

 

And then I found five dollars, which makes every story better.

Yay, more trollocs!

Five dollars - improving everything since the dawn of man

Twitch owes me five dollars for having to listen to that story.

Five dollars - improving everything since the dawn of man

 

Back when dollars didn't exist.

Psh, they always existed, and you know it

nuh uh...i invented five dollars

But

 

that must make you...

 

OLDER THAN TIME ITSELF

oo ye olde hag

i know what dinosaur tastes like. It tastes like rock which incidentally tastes like chicken.

o_o

 

*goes to eat a rock*

 

*ten minutes later*

 

YOU TRICKED ME!

 

*weg*

 

he he he mwahahaha

The refreshing cruelty of SG is soothing.  ;D