Demi woke up, in the dark, naked (although this wasn't a part of his problems) and alone (this one, a bit more). The darkness was black as night, no darker than even that; it wasn't the kind of darkness that occurs when there's an absence of light, this was something much more compact and massive, a darkness that seemed to suck every photon of light out of the area. Demi felt around, using his sense of touch, the only one available to him, for all it was worth. It appeared he was in a cell, made from some sort of rock, possibly mined in China. The floor was wet in places, and as Demi licked his fingertips for a hint of what it might be, it turned out to be urine. Demi winced. Suddenly, in front of him, he grasped something long and hard. It appeared to be a cucumber, with which Demi didn't know what to do. He decided to put it in his inventory. And then, as he felt across the wall, he came upon a switch, that under further scrutiny, smelled suspiciously like a light switch.

 

Inventory

- Cucumber

- Dead Rat

 

What does Demi do!?

 

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That wasn't actually in my mind, but I'll tell you now, it's awesome! And it has, indeed, influenced my humor quite a bit *nod*

 

Also, I love how option three suddenly skyrocketed.

 

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