A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.  The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'  'I'm out of petrol,' the man replied.  The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.  'Try it now,' said one bee.  The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?    The bee answered,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol! Cheesy, but funny. :D

lol, just had it through on an email, so thought I would put it up, nothing like a good moan on a Monday morning :D

Well, that went over my head o_o

 

Here, let me tell you a joke, all right? There's three guys, and they're walking down the street. One guy says to the other one, "Hey, your shoe's untied." He says, "I know that." And they walk... No... There's two guys, they're walking down the street, and one of them says to the other one, "Your shoe's untied." And the other guy says, "I know that." And they walk a couple blocks further, and they see a third friend, and he comes up and says, "Your shoe's untied." "Your shoe's un - " Aaah, I can't remember this joke. But it's good.

Very useful Demi. :P My mother sent me this yesterday, got a good laugh out of it.

 

One of the reasons Mummy won't let him be king!!

 

 

 

Also found this lurking around my files :D:

 

Well, that went over my head o_o

 

You have to sound it out Demi, bee pee...

 

 

:D

 

I'm finally chuckling on a Monday Morning, that's a good sign!

Oh Demi, for being the nudist of the org, you sure can be innocent at times.  You, of all people, I expected to catch a 'pee' joke...

He must have been having an off morning!

 

ROFL at EL and Demi... :D

Well, that went over my head o_o

 

You have to sound it out Demi, bee pee...

 

 

:D

 

I'm finally chuckling on a Monday Morning, that's a good sign!

 

Oh, i get it now

 

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