Remember a few weeks ago when I was all excited about DM having 8,000 registered members. Well, we seem to have added an extra thousand and change since then. I'm just as flabbergasted as you are you.

I'm mostly flabbergasted that you managed to let the member count get that high with the shotgun your avatar's got in hand.

I'm trying...Dear Lord, I'm trying. But there's just so damn MANY of you.

I knew there was a reason I'm not going to DragonCon this year.

Oh, like I'd do anything in front of that many witnesses.

I'm trying...Dear Lord, I'm trying. But there's just so damn MANY of you.

If you want some help, I know how to make people...disappear.

"My uncle can make you disappear. He can pull a rabbit out of a hat and say things like 'We have never met before, have we?'"

I tend not to pull rabbits out of hats any more, not after the last time. There were bits everywhere, and we never did find that ear.