Is there anything they do like?

They like tea, on the lawn with cucumber sandwiches and victoria sponge!

*puts on a toff accent* Oh yes, one does like a spot of cream tea!

*does the same*

 

Oh yes, rather!

*does is too*

 

Tis rather a glorious day, tis it not my dear friends?

Most wondrous!

*plays cricket*

I much prefer a nice civilized round of croquet, myself. Or badmitton-- nothing quite like knocking the ol' shuttlecock around, eh?

 

*sips a nice Earl Grey*

i do prefer to watch a good game of polo.

SOCCER; YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

*hurls beer at people*

*comes in with a Scottish accent*

 

BARRY!

 

*CHUGCHUGCHUG*

Good to see there is always a football hooligan around to show us Brits what we are like...LMAO!

 

Jolly good show, old chap!

I try :) lol

*speaks with a Southern TWANG*

 

Howdy y'all!

 

Whatch y'all doin?

 

Oh, soccer!  Rooty-tooty, I love soccer.

o_o

What are YOU looking at?

 

Just cuz you ain't seen the likes of me before, it don't mean a thang.

Anyhoo, what the topic title should be:

 

"Design me a name worthy of Mordor!"

*Averts eyes*

 

Mordor! or Murder?!

 

*laughs*

Dial M... for monkey!

The Chocolate Monkey?

You had me at chocolate....

*Waves chocolate in front of Aptl's face*

*Melts*

*eats chocolate whilst aptl is a melted puddle*

Wheres the merlot?!