You don't have to.  That one's dead already.

Your cat should be punished and made to sit in time out. :P

Or in the rain...

Or both. ;D

That's the other cool thing

He doesn't mind water at all

There must be something he minds. :P

nothing that we have come across as of yet

*takes away all his kitty toys*

He doesn't need them

He plays with EVERYTHING :D

So put him in a plastic box with two small airholes and sit him out in the rain.  With spotlights glaring at him from all directions except downward.

That would be a sight to see

Yeah, poor kitty cat. :-\

 

THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH SQUIRRELS! :D

Squizzles are AWESOME!!....Cats...Blah!

Of course squirrels are awesome, cats just think they own everything which in fact they don't.

Besides...Cats belong to the White Tower...we have a better class of animal here ;)