*waves at the old lady*

 

I wonder what that "thud" was....

*dies and ascends to Nothingness*

May you rest in peace.

Actually, the afterlife is full of more violence than the mortal life.

How so?

 

Are you excited about that?

The afterlife is full of demon soul-rippers.

Luckily you're up in Nothingness, then.

Same place.

Well, I'm sorry I ran over you.

 

If it's any consolation, I'll bake cookies in your name.

Consolation prizes are simple pity.

Not if they're complex.

Pity for sagey is inviting disaster

Like, formally inviting it, or just asking it to hang out?

Formal, casual just leaves you with minor itching

I learned not to have pity a long time ago. :D

Smart for survival

Of course it is especially since most people on the receiving end aren't after pity, they want empathy.

Empathy is more important than pity!

Yes pity is demeaning, empathy is supportive

Totally...

 

I pity you! ;)

*giggles in the background*

Never fear BadCo! I, another sentient being with male genitalia, have come to aid you in your strife!

Fear, bc and mac, "                                    ", have arrived to render no aid, but cream puffs!

I always knew they were cream puffs. ;D

Don't forget the filling.