Do you want me to buy you one from a restaurant?

No, you can just pull the extra one out of your side.  That'll do fine.

And what are you going to do with it if I do?

Put it where it belongs, of course.  In my side.

Okay, and how are you going to get it to stay in place?

Same way they get a kidney transplant to stay.

Kidneys aren't bones.

No, but fingers are.

Fingers also need to be popped sometimes.

I think that's what the world needs.

How would you go about popping it?

Just need one of those High School chair-desks.

Ah...  Oh, I want to go back to school just for that... I need to be adjusted so bad...

 

The world would be a lot less tense if you could manage that. :D

I wonder if you can buy those

I'd google it but for once I'm too lazy for a full-blown google search like the one I did in Spamathon after you posted.

I posted in Spamathon? :P ;)

Yeah, I know, it's a huge surprise right? :P

 

As always, I just missed you there too. :D

That's the way I like it.  Hit and miss.

That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it, uh-huh uh-huh.

It's not that we don't like you, it's just that we're better than you.

With tea and crumpets.

I keep getting a high pitched BLING.  WTF?

I have no idea.

Maybe your comp doesn't like you? :P

Computers aren't supposed to be opinionated.  This doesn't bode well for humans.