And a partridge in a hair tree to boot!

 

Why hast the lemony gone with a farce and bibbled on the cranderry-doo?

 

Oh me oh my oh me oh my whatever shall we do.

*looks up from her Bollywood movies and raises an eyebrow*

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

  And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

 

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

  The frumious Bandersnatch!"

 

He took his vorpal sword in hand:

  Long time the manxome foe he sought --

So rested he by the Tumtum tree,

  And stood awhile in thought.

 

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

  The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

  And burbled as it came!

 

One, two! One, two! And through and through

  The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

  He went galumphing back.

 

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?

  Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'

  He chortled in his joy.

 

 

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

  And the mome raths outgrabe.

GREENSLEAVES!

SING MONKEY SING!

Barglefeister porterrybites!

 

No ulna is left behind the toodlebee.

Suddenly, I have the urge to start singing "Sesame Street" in Spanish.

Indulge!  Indulge!

 

Let loose, woman!

 

STRECKLEBAND FREPDNEO AND GRELPIHANDE

Word dawg.

 

go ahead, but I wont know what you are saying because I do not speak mexican

How about spanish?

Word dawg.

 

go ahead, but I wont know what you are saying because I do not speak mexican

 

Me thinks I spy a Texan.

Don't joke their guns.

I will not indulge! I WILL NOT GIVE IN!

YOU BETTER NOT JOKE THEIR GUNS!

What if I choke some guns?

 

Or...throw an orange at a pineapple and then dance around on the grave of my childhood pet?

that would be very disturbing

Especially since my childhood pets were all goldfish. O.o  They got flushed.  So...either I'd dance on the toilet, or in the sewers.

 

Ew.

 

*thinks happy thoughts about rainbows and lightsabers*

My alter ego would like to.  My alter ego kills rainbows, but I can restrain her.