I like chocolates...........sometimes

Depends on the mood of the day?  Hmmmm.

or if im hungry or not

That makes no sense.

its one of those days

Oh. One of those

sounds about right

But does the 17th ratio of pi?

not today

what about tomorrow? Will it be yesterday then?

maybe the day i die. pretty sure not gonna happen before then

I know the name of a pickle.

im sorry

I forgive you.

no, i mean im sorry for you

I still forgive you.

if you deem it necessary

Likewise.

so, how far can you throw a mongoose?

17 inches.