a lot.

darn teething kids!

vodka.  rub their gums with vodka and then take a few swigs for your self.

wouldn't waste my precious vodka on the kids, what about a mallot?

mallet would work but it would bring police.

Tylenol? Cold Vegetable? Frozen washcloth? Orajel? Earplugs? :P

gum gel and cuddles seam to be working currently :)

just needed to vent.

Just don't have kids with teeth.

Are all the teeth coming in at once?

no, that would be great, just one agonising tooth at a time, each new tooth means a week of pain for her and everyone else around her!

lol...

Nyquil is parent's best friend!

nyquil smoothies is what Az recommends

whiskey in their bottle..........

 

and several doses for yourself

again, not wasting precious alcohol on a baby ;)

 

I have always wanted to try Nyquil, it is completely unavailable here.

are you serious? wow.........thats not cool

no, that would be great, just one agonising tooth at a time, each new tooth means a week of pain for her and everyone else around her!

 

hmmm - I got nothing.  none of mine ever really had bad teething.  Just lucky, I guess.

LoL, seriously I know how to deal with teething, I was venting because she was being particularly irritating ;) it's gel and if it gets *really* bad, paracetamol ;)

 

thank you for your input though!

 

Oh, and for the record, I would never seriously think of a mallet as a child rearing aide ;)

Wouldn't pliers be better than a mallet, anyway? A mallet would just push the tooth in more, whereas pliers could help pull it out.

 

Just saying.

Both are pretty bad options