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Slightly absurd modern sayings

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Getting this back on topic...!

 

"trying is the first step towards failure"

 

"At the end of the day, who's putting their head on God's shoulders and saying, 'you know what God? How was YOUR day?!'"

 

"Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!"

 

"I'm like a Super Hero... With no powers or motivation"

 

"It's always in the last place you look"  --of course it is! Why the hell would you keep looking AFTER you find it?

 

"If at first you don't succeed, lie about it. Its easier that way!"

 

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. It doesn't mean we want to hear it."

 

"A good friend will come to the police station at 4am to bail you out. A true friend will be in the cell right next to you."

"A good friend will come to the police station at 4am to bail you out. A true friend will be in the cell right next to you."

 

That is soo true

 

 

 

Yes it is. And its when you call that good friend to come and bail you both out lol

*Holds as still as possible and hopes Talya isn't lying*

:P

 

Embroidery?

ooo..make pretty flowers...

:D

 

"It's always in the last place you look"  --of course it is! Why the hell would you keep looking AFTER you find it?

 

"If at first you don't succeed, lie about it. Its easier that way!"

 

lmao...these are very good!

lmao..

Uh Oh...don't mess up my pristine white Pillow exterior.

 

 

Psst.....can you do green? ;)

 

:D

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