Must have lost a mate

Heartbreaking.

It's a shame, there aren't many left in the world

17 probably.

Sounds like a good enough number

It is THE number.

Wow you guys are lucky, I've never seen one.

Yuo mustn't believe

>.<, I've never been one of faith. Sigh, looks like another thing I'll just miss out on :(

That and elvis singing beatles songs

Elves have the power of licking.

Especially this early in the year, they are more common in june

 

And this is Why I never leave the house in June without an umbrella.

They're like pigeons?

Imagine a 2-ton pigeon dropping a load and you've got a fair idea of the fallout.

And an umbrella protects you?

It doesn't help much with the impact, but it does the neccesity of a bath afterwards.

Sometimes all you have left is a bit of lotion.

Why not just a poncho?

It died.

We had the burial last week but it got rained out

I was there. I cried. It was very sad.

I'm so sorry I missed it everyone, I'll be sure to visit the grave and offer my condolences.

In liue of flowers, donations can be made to the United Nations Poncho Fund.

And everyone got wet because no one had a poncho.

But it was better that way. A kind of show of respect for our dear departed poncho.