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Grawwrrggg.

Puked and passed out at around 2 AM.....

Apparently I was muttering obscenities during the night.

At one point I stood up and screamed, GOD DAMMIT, and fell back down.

I don't remember anything past 2:30....

 

 

 

 

Happy New Year!

Nice.

 

I was drinking cognac the whole evening, and I don't do brown liquor very well. At around 5 am I was sending booty call texts to nearly every girl in my phonebook. For some reason, the responses were generally negative.

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Hah, you're a fail, I did the same, and got 2 pictures, win win win!

 

Although I also got a lot of, "Uhh.. Fuck off?"

 

Have you ever had Jungle Juice? Because that was the drink of the night. Which is a bad idea.

Yeah. Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice! ;D

 

And I salute you sir. Your game is better than mine (which isn't saying much).

I made a complete dick of myself attempting to drink my way to the bottom of a 5l Heineiken keg. Dominated an informal guitar hero rock-off like a guitar hero (complete with lampshade and headbutting the drumkit) and then got escorted off the premises by my wife throwing me in the car and taking me home at around 1am.

 

Good times!

 

Then got home and briefly considered drinking more before passing out on the lounge in between posting thank you's to the Illuminators. PS no booty calls because she would have come downstairs and slapped the crap outa me and my boozy ways.

 

Overall: Success! It's like the first time I've had a beer in three months or more...

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