I'm not sure how to feel about this.  Excited?  Frightened? Stalked? Seasoned?

 

Seriously, give me some help here, people.

 

Also, what wine goes with human flesh?  (And no, you can't suggest Chianti.  Too easy).  Points for the best answers note, I don't have actual points to give out

We'll I'm sure human flesh tastes like the 'vanilla' of the meat world: Chicken.

 

So a nice tart white? Preferably Chardonay, or blend?

 

Coincidently, I like my women like I like my wine... (Mrs DeRouge would kill me.. ::))

 

Actually I like my woman like I like my coffee:

 

First thing in the morning. *chuckle*

 

...what was the question again?

Robots think we taste like bacon. Therefore, we would go well with a nice Syrah.

Wine?

If she is going to bite you, she will need something strong to wash it down with.

 

A nice whiskey, perhaps?

 

Although, some nice strong moonshine might be good.

pina coladas

Shiraz!!! ;D

 

Cause I love Shiraz and know squat else about other wines  ::)

 

And you should feel... Hmm Delicious!!  ;D

I will most definitely be washing him down with a nice Italian Muscato. Deal with it. ;)

Icy cold Muscato is like nectar of the Gods.

Moscato? Moscato?! Might as well wash me down with soda.

 

Meat this high quality deserves at least a chablis premier cru!

Nope. Muscato. Cold. Effervescent. Italian only. It is ambrosia. *sigh*

Wash him down with some Tab.  Break out the old stuff.

I would cook him in wine too.

I'd cook him in whisky. Lagavulin might be good.

*acts like she knows all these names*

 

Why cook him at all?? I'm sure there's better meat around -.-

OOOH.

sick burn

What can I say, it's true.  I'm not all that well marbled, unlike some people around here *looks pointedly at Tynaal*

 

:-*