Is there something you needed? Or do you just thirst for my company?

Is there something you needed? Or do you just thirst for my company?

 

Pretty sure we want you to post a "tell me what to do, oh wise and wonderful ones" on the "New members" thread.

 

Either that, or someone needed directions to the nearest liquor store

I'm pretty sure I sent you a PM about that second one direct, actually.

 

And yes it was an attempt to seduce you. I'm so bad at this.

Don't worry, I got your back. Wing man mode!

Is there something you needed? Or do you just thirst for my company?

 

Pretty sure we want you to post a "tell me what to do, oh wise and wonderful ones" on the "New members" thread.

 

Either that, or someone needed directions to the nearest liquor store

 

It's by Far's house. They also sell snaks there.

 

This is the worst seduction ever, BTW.

We don't need to seduce you. The BA already kidnapped you.

No, it isn't.  Marty McFly's dad going after Lorraine in back to the future 1 ("you are my density") is clearly worse

 

*nods*

We don't need to seduce you. The BA already kidnapped you.

 

Seducing a woman kept in a cage should be pretty easy.

it is.  but it has extra fun

She's here!

Didn't even notice.

 

 

Omg katherina (sp? LOLZ). u r liek so purty. Plz prty wit us.

:D

*offers Kathana three slaves to help her while at SG (life membership)*

;D

Come play with us Kathana. Come play.

*yawns* Where are my flowers? Chocolates? Promises you don't intend to keep?

Well, as long as you don't mind the taste of chocolate heavily laden with arsenic they're somewhere in the cupboard we keep the whips in... Buuuuuuuut I also super duper mega pwomise I wont kill you. *nods* Awww, bugger, sorry, knife slipped..

*sidles in*

So uh... Kath... Can I call you that? ;)

Do you like, come here often?

 

your dungeon or mine?

 

Somebody call the Dark Lord and tell him there's a Chosen missing!

 

I'll cook your dinner, if you'll cook my breakfast!

*swoons*

Well, that's BETTER at least.

I have shiny objects in my bedroom.

Oooh!!

 

Wait...exactly how shiny are these shiny things?

Very shiny! Super super shiny!

he shined them himself.

 

 

Shined them all night long, baby!

 

Polished those knobs till they GLEAMED.

Was your daddy a farmer?

 

Because I'm lovin' those melons!

 

....

 

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

 

....

 

What is the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

 

 

Are you Jamaican?

 

Cause Jamaican me itchy!

Look at all the pretty zulus.

LOL while I may not bein SG... some of the lines in this thread are so cute.