LOL while I may not bein SG... some of the lines in this thread are so cute.

 

Well, now - why aren't you?  We have steak . . .

That my evil friend, is a good question. :D

Ashamn: there's a cream for that ;)

This thread needs more alcohol!

and more Testosterone, the ladies, (me), are holding this thing up!

 

Thats what she said.

 

*Whisper*

 

Oh turns out that IS what she said!

 

OK hows this then:

 

Kathana, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?

McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized

 

Damn, you look good in beer goggles

 

My mom won't be home for hours...

 

You must have fallen from Heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face

 

Kathana, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?

 

If you change that to my real name, then you have something that my husband actually uses quite effectively on occasion.

Oh my lovely Kathana. AN ODE!!

 

Your eyes are like pools of moonlight on a cold winter morning.

Your nose is like the bud of a glorious red rose in the spring sunshine.

Your lips are like the plump, sweet strawberries of a summer's eve.

Your teeth are the stars that shine down on me in the crisp autumn nights.

Your adam's apple.....ooops.

Kathana...

 

Your blue eyes are like big oceans.

Dark, deep, never resting.

To look into them is to risk drowning in them

But I wouldn’t hesitate at all, if I would only be able to look

into them for a second before drowning...

I would always make the same choice

I’d risk Drowning