So, the Saints won, and are now going to the Super Bowl.  I've been receiving reports that colder than average temperatures assaulting the infernal plains of the Abyss have caused the flames to gutter out and a layer of ice to encase hell.

 

Stand by, as we have reports of certain members of the porcine population of the world spontaneously sprouting wings.

 

*does the uber-happy striptease dance*

Agreed, Quibbler. I always knew hell was icy . . .

Well, if the Saints win on Sunday, we can probably expect to see Hell produce an NHL team.

 

And yes, yes it is very icy.  And windy, let's not forget the wind.

 

... or are we no longer talking about the same hell? :P

You mean they won't just use the Toronto Maple Leaf's for themselves?

You can't use what's already yours.  They might take over the Penguins, though; I mean, it's not like Hell and Pennsylvania are that much different.

... so, apparently the world is epically screwed.  Hope y'all enjoy the upcoming Apocalypse as much as I will.