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BTW I just remembered that I have a really funny story for you guys!

 

For the play I'm in I was supposed to get some brown paper bags for someone to hyperventilate into.

So I got them, and when I gave them to her this is the convo that ensued:

 

Alex(Her name btw): Oh good these are perfect. I needed them to be big enough for me to be able to blow into.

 

Me: Yeah they should work fine for that.

 

Alex: Yeah I'm supposed to see if I can blow hard enough to get it to actually blow up (like broken open).

 

Me: That might be a little harder to do.

 

Alex: Yeah I'll have to practice blowing.

 

Me: And not just blowing, blowing really hard.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

That conversation made me laugh all freaking day! Twas epicly hilarious!

 

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Then later I saw a girl I know eating a pickle and instead of just eating it she sucked on it on both sides first without realizing it. Even the two girls next to her were trying not to laugh. It was bad.  :D

*starts slinging his shamrock neclaces he collected at his birthday party last night around* Who wants a sparkly purty neclace? They have little shotglass beer mugs attached to'em. They definitley came in useful. So, I feal like a champ today. 6 people, 54 beers and a LARGE bottle of whiskey...... and I still made it to work by 8. Ready to it all over AGAIN! WAHHHHOOOOOOO!!

My life had lost all meaning for those 12 hours. The sky ahs lost the warmth of life. Winds were cold as the grave. Water tasted like ash and all were lost. NOW! The light hath cometh once again. Animals dance! Birds sing! The sun bathes us all once gain it it's FULL RADIANCE!!!......hey Little Miss, how ya been?

It is his favorite number, and a good number at that. It is so... Seventeeny.

 

 

Limi, trust me Ed new. I was online still... poor him.

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