lol, I do indeed.

*eats a bullet*

Mmmmmm

 

 

*ponders a nap*

Please don't shoot my monkey.

There is no crime more heinous, than the murder of a monkey.

:\ I killed a monkey earlier. I have a monkey charm on my phone... I sat on it and broke off the charm. :'(

That reminds me of that old story about the monkey's fist. I bet you're cursed now. Bummer.

Meh, it's the second one I've broke... I'm just S.O.L then.

You know, there is a super secret counter curse...

? *befuddled*

This won't be easy. How far are you willing to go?

Alanna's up for anything.

Well, the first part is to swear never to post in the third person ever again.

Then you need to find a very sharp knife, and a club of pepperoni.

B-but... I like to post in third person...

 

 

and why? (to the knife and pep)

Ok ok, you can speak in the third person. But now you permanately remind me of a Sienfield Episode.

 

Now you have to find some good bread and make me 2 pepperoni sandwiches. One for the counter curse, and one for talking in third person.

>.> I'm not liking this. Is this because I'm a girl? *glares*

Please don't shoot my monkey.

:o I'll use his cousins instead...

>.> I'm not liking this. Is this because I'm a girl? *glares*

I would never do anything like that. I am truly taken aback. You know, I don't just make this up. I'm following ages old doctrine. I'm just trying to help.

 

*wolfish grin*

*walks in* Hey everyone, hows it going?  *grins* I see you dress is dry again Alanna  ;)

Woo! Off work! ;D

Hey all how is your day?!

Off work is always good! Do anything special for the holiday Adella?

 

Guess what happened to me last night?  :)

You found a jewel  ;D

Bah...no fun spoiling the story Bela :P Anyway I checked it out with my jewelers loupe and found out it has a serial number that was reported missing to the police so.....ahh well  ::)

Well that is certainly no fun. Is there a good Samaritan reward perhaps?

It's a holiday? Which one?

Possibily, but I try not to count on one :\

 

Memorial day (its er..Monday) here in the States.

That snuck up on me I guess. I wonder If I have work on Monday.