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    Ha!  You think you can burn this place?!  This place has lasted more than a decade.  You can't do anything to this place.

  • Also, fry up some Spam and eat it on toast with a fried egg. Delicious

  • just ate dinner and i'm hungry again

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Limi...Limi...Limi! It has been ages since we've talked. How is

the Goddess of Chocolate doing? Like a good Disciple, I have brought

you sweets to honor your attention:

 

puccinichocolates.jpg

 

Please accept this humble offering. :biggrin: How does one get

promoted in this Church?

*laughs* Chocolate covered GRAPEFRUIT? Wow.. never seen that one before :o

 

 

I be good, getting closer and closer to my move ^^

Well, I'm really happy for you! I could not find anything else

besides the grapefruit. *Shrugs* So, I hoped you'd like it. I would

so like to live in sunny California. No winter storms and awesome

weather all the time.

 

Are you liking the bank? My mother works as a teller at a bank so I

feel your pain. :biggrin: Especially with Christmas coming up.

OH...that's just wrong! :tongue: Well, good luck wherever you go.

Al Jenn has finally got my giggling under control...I promise! :laugh:

OKay, maybe not all the way. :biggrin:

 

BTW...I may need one of your siggys for the Shayol Ghul group when you

get a chance.

Also I sleep with the Head Priestess on occasion :D That helps too >.>

'Tis true... :biggrin:

 

heh. WE can has threesome soon >_>

>.> I had not thought of this possibility!

 

Where does my mother work into this? >.>

The other bed...

 

momma on video camera... >_>

Oh right, her idea is really much better than mine!

I do like right... but me thinks you meant "LOOK" right >.>

Blast, I would do that too. *shakes head*

 

*looks left* <.<

 

*laughs*

 

I'm embarrassed at how many times I had to read that to get it.

What, looking right or me being an idiot?

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Without notice, the Church doors slammed open, and a raging wind rushed into main hall. It swirled around, picking up trash and bits of clothing, carrying it closer and closer to the center.

Everyone stared in shock as the trash -filled wind was sucked into what seemed the floor tile, leaving the Church with a certain shine that hadn't been seen in awhile.

 

The Chocolate Fountain began to slowly appear in the center of the room, running with luxurious flows of milk and dark chocolate. And on each of the 5 levels, strawberries lay around, delicately stacked and some were even floating in the river of divine sweetness.

 

The Church-goers gathered at the Fountain and partook in this divine treat, looking for their Goddess, wondering what was happening.

 

 

On the second floor, a portal opened. One that hadn't been seen in a long time.

Out of it stepped a camoflauged pillow, smiling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why hello everyone!

MASTER ED!

 

*humps his leg*

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