OMFG.  I love this guy.

 

You suck!  You're lazy!  Do something with your life!  And take a damned shower!

 

 

 

Wait....is he married?  Cause then he's already taking abuse.....

 

*ducks*

That's gonna be two bucks.. cause.. yanno.. you are verbally abusing him.. and you are.. VERBAL.  >.>

I paint pictures of people's souls for $1.

I'd ask for a painting of mine, but I fear what it would look like.  Besides, Nae's going to know soon enough, lol.

I abuse gnomes for free.

 

 

You suck!  You're lazy!  Do something with your life!  And take a damned shower!

 

Wait....is he married?  Cause then he's already taking abuse.....

 

*ducks*

 

it isn't abuse if it is warranted. SO  :P

 

because

a) you DO suck

b)you ARE lazy

c)you really SHOULD DO something with your life

d)and that smell... it is kind of making me gag. so do us all a favour and take a shower.

I'd ask for a painting of mine, but I fear what it would look like.  Besides, Nae's going to know soon enough, lol.

 

Scary thought, that.  Oh, wait.. I already have Dae and Vemy in my head.. having a piece of your soul can't be all that bad. :-*

I paint pictures of people's souls for $1.

 

Hvn't sd mn fr s lng frgt whr lft t.

Really, aemon?

Dmn strght, brthr.  ;D

Interesting style

ws wndrng wht th gy wth th sgn tlls hs wf t th nd f th dy.

 

Wf: "Dd y hv gd dy t wrk, hny?

 

Hsbnd: "t ws s-s. gt ylld t, scrmd t, spit n nd tk kck n th nts fr xtr 5 bcks"

 

Wf: "Gd fr y, dr. Hv sm c fr yr nts"

How much longer do I need spend 5 minutes figuring out every post you make?  Are you done yet?  This task is rough.

 

 

I abuse gnomes for free.

 

 

You suck!  You're lazy!  Do something with your life!  And take a damned shower!

 

Wait....is he married?  Cause then he's already taking abuse.....

 

*ducks*

 

it isn't abuse if it is warranted. SO  :P

 

because

a) you DO suck

b)you ARE lazy

c)you really SHOULD DO something with your life

d)and that smell... it is kind of making me gag. so do us all a favour and take a shower.

 

Gnomes do not shower, and neither do ewoks (we're related).  We have a natural smell.  Sorta like curdled milk, but worse.

if gnomes don't shower, then why do they create water? That seem rather silly, although it would explain the smell.

My lst pst wld hv bn mch fnnr wth mr vwls.  *sgh*

It may well have been

My lst pst wld hv bn mch fnnr wth mr vwls.  *sgh*

 

What if I post only vowels?

My lst pst wld hv bn mch fnnr wth mr vwls.  *sgh*

 

What if I post with only vowels?

 

Once again, I must fault you with your use of preposition. As a general rule of thumb, less is more when it comes to prepositions. For example, here you could simply have said "What if I post only vowels?"