I would but it cuts like a knife

Ask the spoon to ask the fork....to ask the spoon....

If it want's to spoon with a cereal bowl in the pantry?

Then just blow everything up.  Simple.

But what if I wanted to blow everything in, like a massive implosion that left some sulfur residue?

Then I'd suggest calling the ambulance to do it for you.

But the police took them to supper

Bah, that's the police for you.  No sense of justice in the least.  Should have the whole lot of them hanged.

I can get them lynched

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With 3 alive, takes 2 to lynch. Deadline is Saturday 4:35 PM Central Time

 

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The town decided upon a majority rather quickly, they turned their eyes towards the police and fitted a noose for them. Locke kicked them in the shins and Pete fitted the noose around the heads of the police.

 

Game over Police lose

*drops impassivity*  *rolls around on the floor laughing*

*laughs with Locke*

 

That was awesome

*wipes tears of mirth from eyes* Indeed.  That was superbly done if I do say so myself. :D

Where should we go from here?

 

Paris? London? Singapore?

How 'bout Tokyo?

I'll meet you there, I'll be at the hyatt at the lounge. Tell the bartender you like luxury and he'll tell you where to go.

Alright then.  *turns to leave and walks into a pole*....