*blinks* *mumbles* You're a butterfly....

What's in that pipe, hashish?

I killed Tom BOmbadil and stole his yellow boots.

LIES!!!

Truth, not lies.  I choked that annoying bastard to death.  Why do you think he wasn't in the movies?

He was on vacation.

No, he was dead.  I gave his corpse to that ornery willow tree near his house.

You mean Willy? I just saw him and he didn't have Tom.

No, I mean Old Man Willow.

Yeah Willy.

Yeah well he ate Tom's corpse.

That's debatable.

I saw him eat it.

That is also debatable.

That is also debatable.

The fact that the debatedness of the debatable fact that Wombat "saw him eat it" is debatable, is debatable.

That everything is debatable is debatable, but like many debatable things, it's a moot debate as both debaters know the outcome of the debate before the debate even begins.

Also debatable.  Let's not debate it though.

Agreed.

*debates*

*laughs*

*paddles boat*

Paddle faster I hear banjo music!

*paddles Locke*

Bad!

Paddles the ping pong ball