For all of you today, try these chat up lines on that special someone... see if it has the desired effect, or simply earns you a slap  ;D

 

1.If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

2. Your skin is so smooth.... like endoplasmic reticulum." Or…

3. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

4. You're so hot you denature my proteins

5. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

6. You must be auxin, because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

7. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

8. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

9. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

10. It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat

11. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

12. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

13. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?

14. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

15. If my right leg is a cell membrane, and my left leg is the other, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

16. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

17. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you

18. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

19. Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

20. I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

21. You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

22. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

23. Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

24. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

25. Meiosis?

 

Ugh... those are terrible. I'll have to look some decent ones up Rey. *Shakes head*

 

Way to nerdy... Got to slip the nerdiness in subtly!

Hehe, I know you loved em really  ;D

You gotta know how to woo a woman.

 

my personal method is called a roofie

I'm intrigued, go on  ;D

Okay, lets double check these and mark my favorites.... it's a must, being a biology major and all >.>

 

3. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

4. You're so hot you denature my proteins

11. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

14. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

 

All the rest are either boring, too touchy feely or absolutely GROSS :P

 

;D

 

Thanks for the good laugh,

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Hehe, glad you like em Nyn, guess this means its a stamp of approval  ;D

On your tongue.

Well, I'm not sure if I'm more impressed by the lists themselves, or the fact that you have lists for chemistry and physics as well!! This is great!

Not that shocking, really... there are pretty bored people on the net with nothing better to do. >.>

I might or might not be one of'em ;D

 

 

 

Nyn

Hehe  :P

 

I have plenty to do, I just can't bring myself do em  ;D

Does laziness play a part in this?

Perchance  :P

Mayhap? ;)

Enough with the arcane words for "maybe"  ;D

They're better. :P