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*points at Shendare*

 

*points some more*

 

FEAR ME!!!

 

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*snuggles minion* Aren't you cute!!!! *pinches cheeks*

 

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*rips off nephitess' face*

 

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guochy cuooky cooooo!!!  *tickles hum under the chin*

 

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*takes nephitess' avatar and smashes her face repetedly with it while softly singing the chorus to "I Don't Want To Wait"*

5726

 

Haha!  My plan worked!  WAhahahaha!

 

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Here it is, my diabolical plan!

 

http://s201.photobucket.com/albums/aa69/DSage_DM/other.jpg

 

That's right!  No second number!  My evil is unmatched!  *evil hysterical laughter*

 

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Ta rah rah boom deeah did you get yours today, I got mine yesterday Tah rah rah boom deeah

 

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5729

 

Blah!  Fickle-fickle raspberry puddin'!

 

>:(

 

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5730

 

Fashizzle dizzle in da skizzle hizzle bamizzle.

 

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5731

 

Kajizoink malfoid'nakalama sepetendi ian'dik'gola FOIDMALT!!!

 

*raises fist in defiance*

 

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Bah weep grah nah weep ninny bahm

 

*Raises arms for a hug*

 

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*sees his opportunity and shoots samuraiflip05 in the chest with a 24-gauge shotgun*

 

I win

 

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*Falls down then rises all zombie like* 

 

Now, what you hear is not a test

I'm a rapping to the beat

And me, the groove and my friends

Are gonna try to move your feet

Ya see I am wonder Sam

And I'd like to say hello

To the black, to the white, the red

And the brown, the purple and yellow

 

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The hours approaching, to give it your best

You've got to reach your prime.

That’s when you need to put yourself to the test

And show us a passage of time

Were going to need a montage (montage)

Ooh it takes a montage (montage)

 

Sure a lot of things happing at once,

Remind everyone what’s going on (what’s going on)

And when every shot you show a little improvement

Just show it all or it will take to long

That’s called a montage (montage)

Ooh we want montage (montage)

 

And anything that we want to know

From just a beginner to a pro,

You want a montage (montage)

Even rocky had a montage (montage)

 

(Montage...montage)

 

Anything that we want to know

From just a beginner to a pro,

You need a montage (montage)

Ooh it takes a montage (montage)

 

Always fade out in a montage,

If you fade out

It seem like more time has passed in a montage

Montage

 

 

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Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,

And things seem hard or tough,

And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,

And you feel that you've had quite eno-hou-hou-hou-hou-hoooooooough.

Just re-member that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour.

That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, a Sun that is the source of all our power.

The Sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day,

In an outer-spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour, of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.

 

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred-billion stars, it's a hundred thousand lightyears side to side.

It bulges in the middle, sixteen-thousand lightyears thick, but out by us it's just three-thousand lightyears wide.

We're thirty thousand lightyears from Galactic central point, we go round every two-hundred-million years.

And our Galaxy is only one of millions of billion in this amazing and expanding Universe

 

The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding in all of the directions it can whizz.

As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know, twelve-million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.

So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure how amazing unlikely is your birth.

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'cos there's buger all down here on Earth!

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There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold

And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed

With a word she can get what she came for

 

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

 

And she's buying a stairway to heaven

 

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure

And you know sometimes words have two meanings

In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings

Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

 

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And she's buying a stairway to heaven

 

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west

And my spirit is crying for leaving

In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees

And the voices of those who stand looking

 

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And she's buying a stairway to heaven

 

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune

Then the piper will lead us to reason

And a new day will dawn for those who stand long

And the forest will echo with laughter

 

And it makes me wonder

 

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow

Don't be alarmed now

It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

 

Yes there are two paths you can go by

but in the long run

There's still time to change the road you're on

 

Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know

The piper's calling you to join him

Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know

Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

 

And as we wind on down the road

Our shadows taller than our soul

There walks a lady we all know

Who shines white light and wants to show

How everything still turns to gold

And if you listen very hard

The tune will come to you at last

When all are one and one is all

To be a rock and not to roll

Woe oh oh oh oh oh

And she's buying a stairway to heaven

 

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold

And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed

With a word she can get what she came for

 

And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.

 

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A mole is an animal that burrows in the ground,

Or a spot on your chin that you gotta shave around.

But there’s another kind of mole of interest to me,

That’s the kind of mole they use in chemistry.

 

A mole is a unit, or have you heard,

Containing six times ten to the twenty-third,

That’s a six with twenty-three zeros at the end,

Much too big a number to comprehend.

 

Say you had a mole of pennies to distribute ‘round the world,

Give to each of the five billion grownups, boys, and girls,

There wouldn’t be a single soul down and out of luck,

Cause everybody in the world would get a trillion bucks.

 

Or say you had a mole of paper and stacked it toward the sky,

Paper’s awful thin, but that pile would get so high,

It’d reach up into outer space, in fact I think you’d find,

It’d go up to the moon and back, eighty billion times.

 

A mole is a unit, or have you heard,

Containing six times ten to the twenty-third,

That’s a six with twenty-three zeros at the end,

Much too big a number to comprehend.

 

Suppose a mole of marshmallows fell upon the planet,

Over each square inch of land and sea, think that you could stand it?

That layer would be twelve miles high and of course block out the sun,

We’re talking close to five million trillion tons.

 

Well, maybe we could save ourselves if we all started eatin’,

One marshmallow each second, not two ‘cause that’d be cheatin’.

With five billion people munching, how long do you think it’d take?

Forty million years—and that’s without a bathroom break.

 

A mole is a unit, or have you heard,

Containing six times ten to the twenty-third,

That’s a six with twenty-three zeros at the end,

Much too big a number to comprehend.

 

But say you had a mole of atoms, would the pile be immense,

Should I say the answer now, or leave you in suspense?

Well, atoms are so very, very small, you understand,

You could hold a mole of atoms in the palm of your hand.

 

So shake a little sugar in the middle of your palm,

Now you don’t want to spill it, so try and stay calm.

You hardly can imagine and barely realize,

There’s more atoms in that sugar than stars up in the sky.

 

A mole is a unit, or have you heard,

Containing six times ten to the twenty-third,

That’s a six with twenty-three zeros at the end,

Much too big a number to comprehend.

 

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They had handcuffed you to your bed

There were tubes going into you and out from you

Bright white gauze bandages at your head

 

I am a mole

Sticking his head above the surface of the earth

I am a mole

Sticking his head above the surface of the earth

 

And they said "Lights out"

And it was lights out

And they gave you your medication

I know what you want and you know what I want

Information

Information

 

I am a mole

Sticking his head above the surface of the earth

I am a mole

Sticking his head above the surface of the earth

 

Out in the desert we'll have no worries

Out in the desert just you and me

I came to see you up there in intensive care

Out in the desert we'll live carefree

 

I am a mole

Sticking his head above the surface of the earth

I am a mole

Sticking his head above the surface of the earth

 

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he was so pissed off he was dying

he would only play hall and oates

he said if my days are numbered

i'm going to blast the world with hall and oates

 

so with his finger on the button he

shook his walls and windows with his wounded pride

it was my youth he thought was burying him

i became the soldier that puts the sword in his side

 

he listened for my footsteps every day

it was almost like i was in his veins

he wanted my footsteps to go away

it was almost like i was in his veins

 

i was the ghost he hated - he called me the mole

 

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I'm looking at you through the glass

Don't know how much time has past

Oh, God it feels like forever

But no one ever tells you

That forever feels like home

Sitting all alone inside your head

 

How do you feel?

That is the question

But I forget

You don't expect an easy answer

 

When something like a soul

Becomes initialized

And folded up like paper dolls and little notes

You can't expect the bitter folks

And while your outside looking in

Describing what you see

Remember what your staring at is me

 

Cause' I'm looking at you through the glass

Don't know how much time has past

All I know is that it feels like forever

And no one ever tells you

That forever feels like home

Sitting all alone inside your head

 

How much is real

So much to question

An epidemic of the mannequins

Contaminating everything

And if that came from the heart

It never did, right from the start

Just listen to the noises(Now I'm more, instead of voices)

 

Before You tell yourself

It's just a different scene

Remember it's just different from what you've seen

 

I'm looking at you through the glass

Don't know how much time has past

Now all I know is that feels like forever

And no one ever tells you

That forever feels like home

Sitting all alone inside your head

 

Cause' I'm looking at you through the glass

Don't know how much time has past

Now all I know is that it feels like forever

And no one ever tells you

That forever feels like home

Sitting all alone inside your head

 

And it's the stars... the stars... that shine for you

And it's the stars... the stars... that lie to you

 

I'm looking at you through the glass

Don't know how much time has past

Oh, God it feels like forever

But no one ever tells you

That forever feels like home

Sitting all alone inside your head

 

Cause' I'm looking at you through the glass

Don't know how much time has past

All I know is that it feels like forever

But no one ever tells you

That forever feels like home

Sitting all alone inside your head

 

And it's the stars... the stars... that shine for you

And it's the stars... the stars... that lie to you

And it's the stars... the stars... that shine for you

And it's the stars... the stars... that lie to you

 

Oh, when the stars... Oh, when the stars... they lie!

 

----------

 

Ha!  You just got served!  Or as our lovable kids in South Park say, "You just got f'd in the A!"

 

I win.  Again.  Still.

 

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This is why you don't give me Pepsi at 2:51 AM when I'm bored!!!

 

Word to the wise!

 

or the platypus in the corner over there!  Look at him!  He thinks he's so high an mighty being alone!  I'll show him!

 

*kicks platypus*

 

Haha!  See that!  Not so tough now, eh?

 

*falls down some stairs backwards*

 

That felt wonderfully delicious!  Who put those there?!

 

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Here it is, my diabolical plan!

 

http://s201.photobucket.com/albums/aa69/DSage_DM/other.jpg

 

That's right!  No second number!  My evil is unmatched!  *evil hysterical laughter*

 

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5743

 

I noticed there was no second number on that post, and it made me sad, because a noticeably beautiful pair of numbers they would have been. :'(

 

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I know, you just can't comprehend the greatness of my evil soul.

 

I was proven to be at least 94% evil at SG.  And if the results are in SG, you can't argue with them when it has to do with evil.

 

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Okay it's official. Dsage has gone off the deep end.

 

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