5746

 

What I have done above is true spam.  Ah, the nectar!  Let me drink thee!

 

*backflips into a vat of frozen quarters*

 

Follow the rainbow!

 

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Why am I the only spammer online?  Is it because of Julius?

 

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I'm your only friend

I'm not your only friend

But I'm a little glowing friend

But really I'm not actually your friend

But I am

 

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch

Who watches over you

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Not to put too fine a point on it

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

 

I have a secret to tell

From my electrical well

It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells

So the room must listen to me

Filibuster vigilantly

My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e

My story's infinite

Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest

 

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch

Who watches over you

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Not to put too fine a point on it

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

 

I'm your only friend

I'm not your only friend

But I'm a little glowing friend

But really I'm not actually your friend

But I am

 

There's a picture opposite me

Of my primitive ancestry

Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free

Though I respect that a lot

I'd be fired if that were my job

After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts

Bluebird of friendliness

Like guardian angels its always near

 

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch

Who watches over you

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Not to put too fine a point on it

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

 

(and while you're at it

Keep the nightlight on inside the

Birdhouse in your soul)

 

Not to put too fine a point on it

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

 

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)

Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)

Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

 

Not to put too fine a point on it

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

 

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)

Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)

Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

 

Not to put too fine a point on it

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

 

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5749

 

I still win

 

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5750

 

always

 

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5751

 

OUT OF THE RUINS

OUT FROM THE WRECKAGE

CAN`T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE THIS TIME

WE ARE THE CHILDREN

THE LAST GENERATION

WE ARE THE ONES THEY LEFT BEHIND

AND I WONDER WHEN WE ARE EVER GONNA CHANGE

LIVING UNDER THE FEAR, TILL NOTHING ELSE REMAINS

 

WE DON`T NEED ANOTHER HERO

WE DON`T NEED TO KNOW THE WAY HOME

ALL WE WANT IS LIFE BEYOND

THUNDERDOME

 

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

WE CAN RELY ON

THERE`S GOTTA BE SOMETHING BETTER OUT THERE

LOVE AND COMPASSION

THEIR DAY IS COMING

ALL ELSE ARE CASTLES BUILT IN THE AIR

AND I WONDER WHEN WE ARE EVER GONNA CHANGE

LIVING UNDER THE FEAR TILL NOTHING ELSE REMAINS

 

ALL THE CHILDREN SAY

WE DON`T NEED ANOTHER HERO

WE DON`T NEED TO KNOW THE WAY HOME

ALL WE WANT IS LIFE BEYOND

THUNDERDOME

 

SO WHAT DO WE DO WITH OUR LIFES

WE LEAVE ONLY A MARK

WILL OUR STORY SHINE LIKE A LIGHT

OR END IN THE DARK

GIVE IT ALL OR NOTHING

 

WE DON`T NEED ANOTHER HERO

WE DON`T NEED TO KNOW THE WAY HOME

ALL WE WANT IS LIFE BEYOND

THUNDERDOME

 

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5752

 

With aversion, this insertion

came so swiftly

Cut the cord, from this day forward

We'll be drifting

 

No direction, no affection

Watch the soul dive

You're dissected, resurrected

Still don't know why

This illness is like a monster that is

eating us alive

 

Hold on, be strong

So right, so wrong

With all of our senses

All of our defenses

Hold on, be strong

 

New arrival, our survival

still not certain

What's a virtue, where do you go to

when you're hurting?

 

It's a weakness, it's a sickness

in the gene pool

Show no mercy, people here say

"Kill the damned fool"

This illness is like a monster that is

eating us alive

 

Hold on, be strong

So right, so wrong

With all of our senses

All of our defenses

Hold on, be strong

 

My

Soul

Blood

Run

 

Don't ever let me go, no

Don't ever let me go, no

Never never let you go, no

I'll never let you go, no

 

Hold on, be strong

So right, so wrong

With all of our senses

All of our defenses

Hold on, be strong

 

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Dear momma's boy I know you've had your butt licked by your mother

I know you've enjoyed all that attention from her

And every woman graced with your presence after

Dear narcissus boy I know you've never really apologized for anything

I know you've never really taken responsibility

I know you've never really listened to a woman

 

Dear me-show boy I know you're not really into conflict resolution

Or seeing both sides of every equation

Or having an uninterrupted conversation

 

And any talk of healthiness

And any talk of connectedness

And any talk of resolving this

Leaves you running for the door

 

(why why do I try to love you

Try to love you when you really don't want me

To)

 

Dear egotist boy you've never really had to suffer any consequence

You've never stayed with anyone longer than ten minutes

You'd never understand anyone showing resistance

Dear popular boy I know you're used to getting everything so easily

A stranger to the concept of reciprocity

People honor boys like you in this society

 

And any talk of selflessness

And any talk of working at this

And any talk of being of service

Leaves you running for the door

 

(why why do I try to help you try to help you

When you really don't want me to)

 

You go back to the women who will dance the dance

You go back to your friends who will lick your ass

You go back to ignoring all the rest of us

You go back to the center of your universe

 

Dear self centered boy I don't know why I still feel affected by you

I've never lasted very long with someone like you

I never did although I have to admit I wanted to

Dear magnetic boy you've never been with anyone who doesn't take your shit

You've never been with anyone who's dared to call you on it

I wonder how you'd be if someone were to call you on it

 

And any talk of willingness

And any talk of both feet in

And any talk of commitment

Leaves you running for the door

 

(why why do I try to change you try to

Try to change you when you really don't

Want me to)

 

You go back to the women who will dance the dance

You go back to your friends who will lick your ass

You go back to being so oblivious

You go back to the center of the universe

5754

 

no numbers! *pokes fae*

 

4247

5755

 

d'oh!

 

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5756

 

真っ赤なお鼻のトナカイさんは

 

いつもみんなの笑いもの

 

でもその年のクリスマスの日

 

 

サンタのおじさんは言いました

 

暗い夜道はぴかぴかの

 

おまえの鼻が役に立つのさ

 

いつも泣いてたトナカイさんは

 

今宵こそはと喜びました

 

*puts on a santa hat and skips along out of the thread*

 

4244

 

(it's "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" in Japanese.)

5757

 

Ooooo! I like the idea of spamming with Christmas Carols in foreign languages!

Vive le vent, vive le vent,

Vive le vent d'hiver,

 

Qui s'en va sifflant, soufflant

 

Dans les grands sapins verts.

 

Oh !

 

Vive le temps, vive le temps,

 

Vive le temps d'hiver,

 

Boule de neige et jour de l'an

 

Et bonne année grand-mère !

 

4243 (check your numbers, Sor)

5758

 

That's a fun version of "Jingle Bells"  ;D *goes to find some more songs*

 

I'm just not good wit dem numbers...

 

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5759

 

s'ok..

 

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,

Alles schläft; einsam wacht

Nur das traute hochheilige Paar.

Holder Knabe im lockigen Haar,

Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!

Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!

 

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,

Hirten erst kundgemacht

Durch der Engel Halleluja,

Tönt es laut von fern und nah:

Christ, der Retter ist da!

Christ, der Retter ist da!

 

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,

Gottes Sohn, o wie lacht

Lieb' aus deinem göttlichen Mund,

Da uns schlägt die rettende Stund'.

Christ, in deiner Geburt!

Christ, in deiner Geburt!

 

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Vous améliorez pas le tacaud,

Améliorez pas le cri,

Améliorez soit bon,

Je suis vous disant pourquoi :

Le père noël vient à la ville !

 

Il fait une liste,

La vérifiant deux fois,

Aller découvrir qui a vilain ou gentil.

Le père noël vient à la ville !

 

Il sait quand vous aviez dormi,

Il sait quand vous êtes éveillé.

Il sait quand vous avez été bon ou mauvais,

Soyez ainsi bon dans l'intéret de qualité !

 

Vous améliorez pas le cri,

Améliorez pas le tacaud,

Améliorez soit bon

Il vous vérifie dehors

Le père noël vient à la ville !

 

Il sait quand vous aviez dormi,

Il sait quand vous êtes éveillé.

Il sait quand vous avez été bon ou mauvais,

Soyez ainsi bon dans l'intéret de qualité, OH !

 

Vous améliorez pas le tacaud,

Améliorez pas le cri,

Améliorez soit doux,

Je suis vous disant pourquoi :

Le père noël vient à la ville !

Le père noël vient à la ville !

Le père noël vient à la ville !

 

Le grand gros homme vient

Le grand gros homme vient

Le grand gros homme vient à la ville

 

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5761

 

Hmm...not sure I have an answer to that ...lol.

 

How about Feliz Navidad?

 

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5762

 

A bhaile bhig san d'rugadh Ios',

Cia ciùin a ta do shuain;

Os cionn do thosd 's do shuaimhneis

Na reultan àlainn shuas;

Ach ann ad shràidean cumhang dorch'

Tha 'n sòlas àigh tha buan;

D•las is dòchas clann nan daoin'

An seo a' cath gu cruaidh.

 

Oir Iosa, naoidhean Moire chaoimh,

Rugadh a-nochd fo d' chléith,

Is ged a chaidil clann nan daoin'

Bha ainglean naomh air sgéith,

'S bha reultan deàlrach madainn ùir

A' co-sheirm shuas air nèamh,

A' seinn gach glòir do Dhia nan Dùl,

Is sìth do dhaoine sèimh.

 

Cia sàmhach, socair thùirling nuas

Tiodhlac an iongnaidh ghràidh;

Thu Dia compàirt do chloinn a thruais

D‚'n bheannachd bhuain nach tràigh.

Cha chuala cluas a theachd do'n tìr

Ach, dh'aindeoin peacaidh gràidh,

Tha Crìosd mo ghràidh a' teachd gu sìor

Do'n chrìdhe dh'fhosglas dha.

 

A Naoidhein Naoimhe Bhethleheim,

Tùirling a nuas a-ris,

Tilg asainn lot a' pheacaidh bhrèin;

Bi air do bhreith nar crìdh'.

Gun cluinn sinn fonn an aoibhneis àit'

Na h-ainglean chuir an céill;

O thig a-steach, is fan nar measg,

O Rìgh Immaneul.

 

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5761

 

Good idea Sam  ;D

 

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

 

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

 

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

From the bottom of my heart.

 

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5762  -  I'm terrible with other languages, so I'll pass.  But I'm sure Sorandha wants me to post some more nekkid Santa pics so when her husband is looking over her shoulder...   

 

 

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Gah! My retinas are still burning from the first time! Please no more!  :o

 

4235

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Yeah, I can't say that Santa is at the top of my "Celebrities to see naked" list.

 

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5767

 

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pantsparty

 

The way to know it's over is credits come up.

 

Enjoy!  *weg*

 

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If that link has anything to do with the last few posts...I ain't looking.

 

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I wouldn't know.  I hardly read the posts above mine.

 

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Might be safer that way

 

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