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  1. 1. Who is your favourite?

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Couldn't help yourself, huh?

 

And yes, it is always fun to see someone blush.  It means that no matter what happened they secretly liked it at least a little bit.

 

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Huh. You just keep telling yourself that.

 

Although admittedly, I like most types of mild torment...

Oh, wait. I didn't mean to say that outloud.  :o

 

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Speaking of distractions, here is some true SPAM for you.  ready?

 

This thread was started on 3/26/06, it has run for 21 months, accumulated 5800+ posts on 480+ pages.  And the kicker.....The original poster hasn't even signed on to DM since 5/21/07.

 

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Yeah I am watching the progress of another thread.  Kinda moving like molasses. 

I also have another window open with the Band of the Red Hand off site up...lol

 

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Push it to the limit,

walk along the razor's edge

don't look down, just keep your head

and you'll be finished

 

Open up the limit

pass the point of no return

reach the top but still you'v gotta

learn how to keep it

 

Hit the wheel and double the stakes

throtle wide open like a bat outta hell

you crash the gates (crash the gates)

 

Goin' for the back of beyond

nothings gonna stop you there's nothing that strong

so close now you're nearly at the brink

so push it, boo-yeah!

 

Welcome to the limit

take it, baby, one step more

power game still playing

so you better win it...

 

(bridge)

 

Push it to the limit

no one left to stand in your way

you might get careless but you'll never

be safe while you're still living...

 

Push it to the limit,

walk along the razor's edge

don't look down, just keep your head

or you'll be finished...

 

Welcome to the limit...

Push it to the limit.........

(the limit, the limit, the limit, the limit...)

Push it to the limit.........

(the limit, the limit, the limit, the limit...)

 

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Father Lucifer

You never looked so sane

You always did prefer the drizzle to the rain

Tell me that you're still in love with that Milkmaid

How's the Lizzies

How's your Jesus christ been hanging

 

Nothings gonna stop me from floating

Nothings gonna stop me from floating

 

He says he reckons I'm a watercolour stain

He says I run and then I run from him

And then I run

He didn't see me watching

From the aeroplane

He wiped a tear

And then he threw away our appleseed

 

Nothings gonna stop me from floating

Nothings gonna stop me from floating

 

Everyday's my wedding day

Though baby's still in his comatose state

I'll die my own Easter eggs

Don't go yet

Just don't go

And Beenie lost the sunset but that's OK

Does Joe bring flowers to Marilyn's grave

And girls that eat pizza and never gain weight

Never gain weight

Never gain weight

Father Lucifer you never looked so sane

You always did prefer the drizzle to the rain

Tell me that you're still in love with that milkmaid

How's the Lizzies

How's your Jesus Chirst been hanging

 

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Time to ram my boat into a golden lemon for not giving me the time of day to cross my toes against peeling wallpaper.

 

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Bah! I'm at a loss today...

 

But don't you worry Sagey, I'll come back and I'll get you good when I do.

Really, I will.

Seriously.

Ummm...yeah.

 

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D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

[thinks hard]

Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

[runs out, alone; then returns]

Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

D-Day: Let's do it.

Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

 

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NOOOOOoooooo! Don't cry over spilled milk!

 

NEVER cry over spilled milk!

 

You'll bring down the wrath of the cliche gods!

 

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Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,

In the lane, snow is glistening

A beautiful sight,

We're happy tonight.

Walking in a winter wonderland.

 

Gone away is the bluebird,

Here to stay is a new bird

He sings a love song,

As we go along,

Walking in a winter wonderland.

 

In the meadow we can build a snowman,

Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

 

He'll say: Are you married?

We'll say: No man,

But you can do the job

When you're in town.

 

Later on, we'll conspire,

As we dream by the fire

To face unafraid,

The plans that we've made,

Walking in a winter wonderland.

 

In the meadow we can build a snowman,

And pretend that he's a circus clown

We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,

Until the other kids knock him down.

 

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,

Though your nose gets a chilling

We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,

Walking in a winter wonderland.

 

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