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:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

 

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Hmmm unless we step it up we aren't gonna make 6000 by the end of the year???

 

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I've only got one day left to post before I'm out of town!!! I need to think of something to spam!  ???

 

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I sure hope double posts are allowed, because I'll be making some >_>

 

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Every body stops

and stares at me

These two teeth are

gone as you can see

I don't know just who

to blame for this catastrophe!

But my one wish on Christmas Eve

is as plain as it can be!

 

All I want for Christmas

is my two front teeth,

my two front teeth,

see my two front teeth!

 

Gee, if I could only

have my two front teeth,

then I could with you

"Merry Christmas."

It seems so long since I could say,

"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"

 

Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,

if I could only whistle (thhhh)

 

All I want for Christmas

is my two front teeth,

my two front teeth,

see my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only

have my two front teeth,

then I could wish you

"Merry Christmas!"

 

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There's just something about trying to spam that makes me think of posting song lyrics.

 

Is it bad that I can talk to myself so much?

 

And where have DSage and SoB gone??

 

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Trying to make up for the week I'm going to miss!  :P

 

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Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

Walking home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

but as for me and grandpa we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,

and we begged her not to go.

But she forgot her medication, and she

staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,

at the scene of the attack,

she had hoof-prints on her forehead,

and incriminating Claus marks on her back.

 

Now we're all so proud of grandpa,

He's been taking this so well.

See him in there watching football,

drinking root beer and

playing cards with Cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma,

All the family's dressed in black

and we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open up her gifts,

or send them back?

Send them back!!

 

Now the goose is on the table

and the pudding made of fig

and the blue and silver candles

that would just have matched

the hair on grandma's wig.

I've warned all my

friends and neighbors

better watch out for yourselves,

they should never give a license

to a man who drives a sleigh

and plays with elves.

 

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I still can't think of anything else to type....

 

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Oh well, back to knitting...at least I finished off the 5870's...

 

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*blink*

 

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LOL....you go Sor.

 

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Come on, Kinsters, we can do this!

8)

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I'm gonna start recruiting....

 

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I'm here, if only for a bit. But I'll be back.

 

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Love the avatar, fae!

 

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Thanks, Dar! We did that last year. They had so much fun.

 

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Ok, Kinsters! Just 111 posts to go between now and Dec 31...

 

Let's show 'em what we're made of...

 

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Wonder what happened to Sam and his "recruiting"....

 

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I never made it that far...lol.

 

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Well, get it together! We have spamming to do

 

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Might be kinda hard as it is X-eve...lol.

Oh yeah....Merry Christmas.

 

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Thanks! Merry Christmas, Sam!

 

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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy

I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

 

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?

He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue

Just bring him through the front door,

that's the easy thing to do

 

I can see me now on Christmas morning,

creeping down the stairs

Oh what joy and what surprise

when I open up my eyes

to see a hippo hero standing there

 

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses

I only like hippopotamuses

And hippopotamuses like me too

 

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then

Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian.

(Short Music Interlude)

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage

I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

 

I can see me now on Christmas morning,

creeping down the stairs

Oh what joy and what surprise

when I open up my eyes

to see a hippo hero standing there

 

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses

I only like hippopotamuseses

And hippopotamuses like me too!

 

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My wife loves that song...lol.

 

I am more partial to Santa Baby

 

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