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Who is your favourite? 119 members have voted

  1. 1. Who is your favourite?

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Hippopotamus is my favorite, but I like Santa Baby, too. although Eartha Kitt creeps me out, so it has to be Madonna's version.

 

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    got this stuck in my head on the way home:

    "Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong

    'Cause it is my favorite holiday

    But all this year's been a busy blur

    Don't think I have the energy

     

    To add to my already mad rush

    Just 'cause it's 'tis the season.

    The perfect gift for me would be

    Completions and connections left from

     

    Last year, ski shop,

    Encounter, most interesting.

    Had his number but never the time

    Most of '81 passed along those lines.

     

    So deck those halls, trim those trees

    Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,

    I just need to catch my breath,

    Christmas by myself this year.

     

    Calendar picture, frozen landscape,

    Chilled this room for twenty-four days,

    Evergreens, sparkling snow

    Get this winter over with!

     

    Flashback to springtime, saw him again,

    Would've been good to go for lunch,

    Couldn't agree when we were both free,

    We tried, we said we'd keep in touch.

     

    Didn't, of course, 'til summertime,

    Out to the beach to his boat could I join him?

    No, this time it was me,

    Sunburn in the third degree.

     

    Now the calendar's just one page

    And, of course, I am excited

    Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind

    Not to do too much about it.

     

    Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

    But I think I'll miss this one this year.

    Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

    But I think I'll miss this one this year.

    Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

    But I think I'll miss this one this year.

    Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

    But I think I'll miss this one this year.

     

    Hardly dashing through the snow

    Cause I bundled up too tight

    Last minute have-to-do's

    A few cards a few calls

    'Cause it's r-s-v-p

    No thanks, no party lights

    It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax

    Turned down all of my invites.

     

    Last fall I had a night to myself,

    Same guy called, halloween party,

    Waited all night for him to show,

    This time his car wouldn't go,

     

    Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late,

    Trudge on home to celebrate

    In a quiet way, unwind

    Doing Christmas right this time.

     

    A&P has its pride in me

    With the world's smallest turkey

    Already in the oven, nice and hot

    Oh damn! Guess what I forgot?

     

    So on with the boots, back out in the snow

    To the only all-night grocery,

    When what to my wondering eyes should appear

    In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!

     

    "I'm spending this one alone," he said.

    "Need a break; this year's been crazy."

    I said, "Me too, but why are you?

    You mean you forgot cranberries too?"

     

    Then suddenly we laughed and laughed

    Caught on to what was happening

    That Christmas magic's brought this tale

    To a very happy ending! "

     

    Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

    Couldn't miss this one this year!

    Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

    Couldn't miss this one this year!

     

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    Merry Christmas!

     

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