6346

 

I see

 

:P

 

3654

6347  -  *nibbles on SoB*  Sorry, been hanging with the Reds...

6347

 

*pops in*

 

 

 

3653

6348

 

No!  Bricks are too moist!  You must use the soup can!

 

3652

6349

 

Ah, yes, that is good toothpaste.

 

3651

6351

 

And there was an abundance of limes.

 

And horseshoes were burned at the stake!

 

FIRE!!!!

 

3649

6352

 

Bump like a fish on sandpaper.

 

Mmmmm...good toenails!

 

3648

6353  -  O_O

6354

 

Only in Dragonmount!

 

3647

6355

 

If I had a beard of applesauce, I would shave it

 

3645

6356

 

I think I'm turning into a prune!

 

Yep, that be duct tape on my leg.

 

3644

6357

 

Reasons to swim with a chainsaw:

 

1) The turtle doesn't bathe

2) Only glass can sing

3) Always have a third reason, but make it with spinach.

 

3643

6358

 

If you die, I will make a spatula out of your eyebrows.

 

It's the life of a screaming monkey!

 

3642

6359

 

If this amuses you, you should bleed walnuts!

 

3641

6360

 

Platypus!

 

3640

6361

 

If I were a squirrel, I would eat human pants.

 

3639

6362

 

But if bananas could smell, I would be a screwdriver.

 

3638

6363

 

If you read this, smell this, or taste this, life has failed you.

 

3637

6364

 

And if you touch this, I shall place a restraining order on you and your talking internets!

 

3636

6365

 

Which brings me to sliced bread-

 

*Imploded into a toaster*

 

3635

6366

 

Shade.  Such a word of praise.  So cool on a hot summers day.  It is something wished for in summer, and dreaded in winter.  Poor, poor shade.  It does nothing but exist.  Such a burden to carry.

 

Pineapples whisper painful nightmares into your dreams.  It is the cycle of the world.

 

Why doesn't caramel bleed?

 

3634

6367

 

Air is an interesting subject.  Perpetually invisible, it is the reason there is life.  And yet, air kills as well.  Why?  Why can air kill when grasshoppers cant swim in lava?  It is something that shoes often contemplate.

 

Hehe...lava...

 

3633

6368

 

It is times like these when I have to remember, I have cheese between my toes.

 

3632

6369

 

wow, commercialism really tastes like butter.

 

3631

6370  -  Wooo, I shaved my legs... they really needed it...