6371

 

*collects said shaved hair*

 

This will be perfect for my hair sculpture of a jar of peanut butter.

 

3629

6372  -  ....

 

.....

 

.......

6373

 

You know, I resent that.

 

"And like a herd of butterflies, he did fly into the reaches of the clouds.  Unfortunately, he suffocated due to the lack of oxygen at such high altitudes.  He will be remembered by setting off smoke alarms every Thursday at 8:05 PM (GMT -7).

 

3627

6374

 

Ignorance; a bliss that cannot be matched by any amount of cheese.

 

3626

6375

 

You know what sucks?

 

Leeches.

 

3625

6376

 

Legs, who needs them?  They'd be much more useful as weapons against penguins.

 

 

3624

6377

 

Time.

 

That's all.

 

3623

6378

 

Time for the piñatas to make amends!

 

By sacrificing all their boxes of goldfish crackers!

 

Weep!  Weep for their loss!

 

3622 

6379

 

Feeling...dead...

 

Originality and creativeness...giving way to cravings of sleep...

 

Must...carry...on...

 

3621

6380

 

So, I have left my mark on society, the Light have mercy on all.  And there my mark shall stay.  Now, I have a full day of spamming ahead of me on the 'morrow.  This is DSage, Seargent of the Blood 'n' Butterworth Battalion of the Alpha-Delta-Rectal Squadron, signing off.

 

Merry Carpal Tunnel Day, everyone.

 

3620

6381

 

Yeah, I know.

 

I couldn't stay away.

 

I needed my fix.

 

3619

6382

 

You know what would make the world a better place?

 

Pickles spliced with candy corn!  Then you wouldn't have to scratch your nose.

 

3618

6383

 

Hah!  I knew that broccoli had feet!  It's the answer to the great questions:

 

Why do birds fly?

What time was the first baby seal born?

When did dimes turn into frankincense? 

 

*sniffle*

 

It was such a good waffle!

 

3617

6384

 

Hi.

 

I think I got the wrong gallbladder.  Would you trade me your socks for it?

 

Ripe apples cant sing bass.

 

3616

6385

 

Wow you all made it 40 posts in about 24 hours. 

 

And I say you all, because there were at least 4 posts that weren't DSage.  :D

 

3615

6386

 

Yep, he lives here with jack.

6387

 

So, you're saying that the milk is in the cookie jar?

 

Curse you, decomposed armpit-hair!

 

3613

6388  -  Hahaha...  I've been trying to post, but yeah... 

6389

 

Avast there, young spoon.  I say, where did the porcupine hid the sausage?  Shall we fling pebbles at him until he bleeds raisins?

 

Yes.

 

3611

6390

 

The answers are in the stars.  We must crack them open to see their wisdom.

 

3610

6391

 

Cranium jelly is something sought after by polar bears.

 

3609

6392

 

GRAPES!  GRAPES!

 

lettuce bean soup.

 

3608

6393  -  Crazy bish...

6394

 

Shall I send you to sleep in your Pancake fortress?  It is up to the ink.

 

3606

6395

 

Don't worry, be happy...

 

3605