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Spammer's Challenge

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Who is your favourite? 119 members have voted

  1. 1. Who is your favourite?

    • Min
      61
    • Elayne
      17
    • Aviendha
      44

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News update in the World of Spam:

 

I, being DSage, have been proclaimed by nephitess as "Spam Lord".  This is something that should not have happened, as I have now started the Religion of Spam, with me being the leader directly under Spam itself.

 

Now, you must all pay homage to me by way of gift.  Any gifts found unsuitable will be turned into broccoli for the leprechauns.

 

The plumbing just bit the dog again.  I best get the weed-whacker out.

 

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    Oh, and Post #5422 should be #6422

     

    Not only that, but also, you should be careful.  There's some *mild* swearing.

     

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    Is it time for me to take over yet?

     

    Nope.

     

    When?

     

    You have to wait until 6:66 AM (7:06 AM)

     

    Eh...mokay?

     

    Good little monkey fiber.  *pats*

     

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    No...no!  Dammit!  That's it...that's it, everybody.  We're out of pop-tarts!

     

    No!  We can't be!

     

    Face it, we're gonna starve!

     

    No, no wait, there's still a box over here!

     

    Those are cherry!  Egh!

     

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    GAH!  *pant pant*  I swear, if I have to go through that ONE MORE TIME...

     

    Calm down, Joseph!  Here, have some dip.

     

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    Oh no, no, no, NO!  We're just doing what we've done for 536 pages!!!  Isn't it getting old?  Down 12 posts, back up to the top, down 12 posts, back up to the top.  I'm not putting up with this anymore!  I'm going on strike!

     

    ...Eh...Joseph...you can't...

     

    NO!  I've made my decision!  REVENGE!!!

     

    ...Sometimes I wonder.  Then I remind myself that it's a part of me.  It doesn't make the situation any better, but it does keep the cactus away from me at night.

     

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    A feeling in my hair?  I think I have broken fate!  Yes!  The acid of a nine-year-old kola nut!  It brings a tingle in my bellybutton.

     

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    Not to be a total buzz kill or anything, but...Isn't this going against all Spam?

     

    Okay, hear me out; Spam is posts that have nothing to do with the topic of the thread, right?  But this thread is called the Spammer's Challenge, and it's intent is to spam.

     

    So, spamming this thread is not actually spam, being as the thread was made for such purposes.  But if we spam the thread, then we're not on topic.  It's like a Paradox of Spam.

     

    Uh, news flash, fellow spammers:  The Great Spam has spoken to me and it says that it doesn't care, just spam.  Onward and upward into the sun!

     

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    In a world where there are belts made of cottage cheese, only one apple stands in the way to the lunch room.  This Spring, frogs will inhabit your sphincter.  This!  Is!

     

    SWISS CHEESE

     

    Comming to a microphone near you.

     

    02/14/08

     

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    Wait...this is the last post on this page...which means...

     

    Oh no!  No, no, no, no, no, no, no!  Not again!

     

    3556 <--- Right number this time.

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