6871

 

The grass is greener here!  Know why?  I sprayed yellow paing all over yours!

 

3129

6872

 

Crackers.  A slang, and an enjoyable snack.  The modern America.

 

3128

6873

 

Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

 

3127

6874

 

In the interest of my life, I refuse to take any responsibility for this mess, Mrs. Butterworth.  YOU are the one who is supposed to keep the syrup in the bottle!  The blame is on you!  ON YOU, I SAY!  RANCH DRESSING!

 

3126

3875

 

Woo hoo who

 

3125

 

3876

 

I don't do drugs.  I am drugs.-Salvador Dali

 

3124

 

3877

 

We need to get home an' the puddin'

 

3123

6878

 

The numbers.  They returneth.  Fudge is good.

 

3122

6879

 

I don't mind, the thing that bothers me is someone keeps moving my chair.

 

3121

6880

 

We're just trying to bug you

We thought that our dreadfulness

Might be a thing to annoy you with

 

3120

6881

 

Would you mind if we balance this glass of milk

Where your visiting friend accidentally was killed

 

3119

6882

 

That's a problem we all must face at one point or another.  Just remember, air has feelings too.  If you don't remember that, don't be surprised to wake up suffocated!  Specist!

 

3118

6883

 

Like the monkey in the fridge, we are one.

 

3117

6884

 

You have to try on these pants so the Ugliness Men

Can decide if they're just as embarrassing as we think

We have to be sure about this

 

3116

6885

 

NO!  NO!  NO!

 

YES!

 

NO!

 

3115

6886

 

Emergency call back is 80 then 4 digit extension

 

3114

6887

 

Who dumped Jell-o in the Kool-Aid man?

 

3113

6888

 

You've got it,

It is what you got, girl

You've got it,

Now give it to me, girl!

 

3112

6889

 

If Fred rode Fred to go see Fred, what time is it in Jersey?

 

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6890

 

Triple 1's are the song of a lark trapped in a dark closet with an unblind bat.

 

3110

6891

 

NO MORE...bacon

 

3109

6892

 

Logic is an excuse for the undecided.

 

3108

6893

 

Sometimes, I think that I'm insane.  Then I go watch TV.

 

3107

6894

 

Bacon is good, but onlyy insofar as it nourishes your body, clogs your arteries, and gives you a warm fuzzy feeling.

 

3106

 

6895

 

OMGLOLZ!

 

That's called pwnage, bizzoh!

 

3105