so, ummm, muffin

I agree.

You had me at muffin.

I had me at porridge.

I don't think porridge and muffins would go well together.

I don't think plasma and salsa would go good together.

The plasma woould heat up the salsa nicely, in my opinion.

The key point in that statement is the "in my opinion"

It's my plasma. I can make it do whatever I want.  :P

Stop with the paradoxializing!

Don't make me give you a plasma smack, World.  ;D

Don't jump off a cliff without a stapler.

???

Never ask a Swamp Dragon for advice.

I'll keep that in mind the next time I get lost in a swamp.

.....Er, why?  Swamp Dragons don't live in swamps...

So it's only a clever name to fool everyone about their natural habitat? Do they reside in the mountains?

Swamp Dragons have a habit of spontaneously exploding.

Kind of like my buddy after a night of drinking. Not a pretty picture, let me tell you.

I think spontaneously combusting is a good quality to have.  I wish all nouns had it.

But that would leave us with Adverbs!

But it would be so cool!