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  • yellow     @Canukistani  a warrow is a race from a book series that originated as an homage to LOTR.  Dennis L McKiernans Iron Tower Trilogy - so warrows are his halflings.

Eh...

 

*sniffs air....slowly walks to front of cave wary of traps*

 

FLASHBACK:

 

It was a stormy night, and Pillow was in his cave. He knew the hunters were out there. They had already injured him and he knew it would take days of feather collecting to build his strength up. He was enjoying his weekly meal of the delicious and rare Bald Eagle feathers when he heard it.

A loud banging just outside his cave. They had come. The voices grew louder as they came within the cave, their voices rebounding off the walls.

He hid his meal, and slid up the wall to hide on the celing.

 

The 10 men below him wearing their evil Wal-mart uniforms made in sweat shops looked around in confusion. It was time to act.

 

Pillow dropped with lighting speed and struck. The first man went down before the others could blink.

He took out two more before they captured him. Those plastic bags would be the death of his people.

 

Two Weeks Later: Wal-mart ad reads: Exotic Pillows on sale now! $15.99

yip....

 

Whoo Hoo!

 

I was hoping somebody would notice....

I am posting it in my la-dome thread....

 

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