I'm stuck at work on a boring, slow wednesday, with all my work done and my two hardest working staff busy enough for the whole store.

 

I also have 25 points left to give away, and an open forum from which to solicit entertainment.

 

 

The thing that makes me laugh/keeps me entertained/random whatever gets points, it's not that hard.

 

Go minions! Go!

 

Points left: 25

Time left: 6:57:37

 

Fmylife.com

notalwaysright.com

peopleofwalmart.com

Are jokes OK? What if I get you drunk enough that you laugh at everything? Or chop up English in a glass?

 

(Note: I'm just checking what is appropriate; this is not an attempt at so-called "humor")

Are jokes OK? What if I get you drunk enough that you laugh at everything? Or chop up English in a glass?

 

(Note: I'm just checking what is appropriate; this is not an attempt at so-called "humor")

 

I read that as "Chop up in english class". 1 point.

 

Also, been there, done that.

 

Jokes are fine. Whatever you think will get me through the day...(PS I can't drink, or smoke for that matter at work :P Nor do I have access to youtube or any videogame related website)

 

Actually jokes about ed will receive bonus points.

 

Fmylife.com

notalwaysright.com

peopleofwalmart.com

 

1 point each, OH wait, 2 points because fmylife is blocked at work. But you get 3 points anyway because I just had someone complaining about the same thing as the first post on notalwaysright.

 

21 points left

5:35 remaining on the clock.

Ed is not 2 funny...

[punch line here]

Leaving that as a placeholder... I'll think of something post-HW.

-1 for effort.

 

4:20 remaining.

22 points left.

 

What do you do, working wise anyway?

 

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134276287516211.jpg[/img]

(I just like the picture :P)

 

 

I'm a Bank Manager by day.

 

Also, I can't get youtube at work. Better luck next time!

 

Moggy, 1pt for the seagull, 2 points for the puntastic censorship. I can't get enough of motivational posters.

 

19 Points left

3:50 to go.

One video was of Admiral Ackbar singing she bangs.  :-\

2 points for the mental image that created.

 

3:16 to go

17 points

FB images... since I am motivated.

 

 

And, yeah. Since I don't have that much free time anymore... bah. You already docked points for my placeholder, so I can't post the actual joke.

2 points for the bush pic.

 

Leaves 15, which I will give away to the next post that makes me laugh.

 

PS I survived work. Go me!

Think of Ed when you look at this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bahahaha

Oh, and woo for surviving work!

 

You talking about not working at work made me think of Office Space, awesome movie!

 

 

And since you are the manager of the bank ;)

 

Sorry. I LOVE motivational posters, when people make them well.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand 20 to Adella for the personal touch. -5 for the ed thing, that will never leave me, and will always turn up at 3:30am...

 

 

Much like ed, actually.

 

15 points, in summation.

WOOOOOOOOOOO! I knew you would either totally love them, or REALLY hate them, but the Ed thing was so creepy it had to be posted.

 

*does a happy dance*

I'm kinda concerned about the wrench he is holding.

 

ed doesn't strike me as a man with a lot of tools in his shed, if you know what I mean.

 

Seeing how I've never heard about any handyman-esque escapades, and all.

He also doesn't strike me as blond!

Oh! Just don't visit your dungeons.

That has unpleasant connotations.

You've probably seen this, being an Aussie, but in the off chance you haven't...

http://www.break.com/index/funny-kid-isnt-sorry-about-huge-party.html