Spam this thread and/or compel me!

I can do spam.

 

*spams*

Compel?  :D

 

SPAM!

*pointedly does not spam*

Wait...

what is it he wants....?

*twitches*

*brings in nutgrinder to add to spambot*

*spasms*

*double scythes training post in fury*

Fury, fury, fury...

 

*dances around scattering daisy petals and singing*

Furry fury? Most amusing.

Yes, I'm a comedian.

That explains quite a bit, Meesh. Such as your Onoins.

They're not actually mine. :D

Then... they're stolen! How could you! *calls cops*

No no no, I put them in quotation marks, I have full rights to do that!

LIES. *finds that it is truths* Bleh...

Does this mean I win? >.>

No. Forsooth I know not.

No, it means I win.  >.>

Obviously.

In truth, nay, for the corollary of such would indicate righteousness on thine part, when clearly such is not the case.

Prove it.  >.>

Which means I DO win! :D