Very funny, go read it:

 

http://www.dragonmount.com/OurCommunity/?p=551

In the end Moggy, Amadine, Adella and Limi captured a few of these hirsute maidens and tried to teach the savages the ways of feminine hygiene… I last saw them sitting around beading each others’ armpit hair over in the Blight in some sisterly bonding, and so the Aiel Invasion ended with a celebration of crazy women making honking-noises with their beaded underarms.

*gasp* Adella those green beads look so pretty hanging from your armpit! They really accent the clumps of deodorant! I’m so glad we made peace with those barbarian Aiel' date=' killed them and took all their beads![/quote']

 

Aust dear... *beckons with one finger*... come here.... *STABS* :P

Oh, Aust! That was priceless! Well done! *goes to clean her toys*

 

 

In the end Moggy, Amadine, Adella and Limi captured a few of these hirsute maidens and tried to teach the savages the ways of feminine hygiene… I last saw them sitting around beading each others’ armpit hair over in the Blight in some sisterly bonding, and so the Aiel Invasion ended with a celebration of crazy women making honking-noises with their beaded underarms.

*gasp* Adella those green beads look so pretty hanging from your armpit! They really accent the clumps of deodorant! I’m so glad we made peace with those barbarian Aiel' date=' killed them and took all their beads![/quote']

 

Aust dear... *beckons with one finger*... come here.... *STABS* :P

 

*sneaks behind Aust as Ama stabs him and adds her own dagger to visit Aust's internal organs, directly between his 5th and 6th ribs* :D

I heard you both coming a mile away - those armpit beads make a lot of noise!!! You'll never be able to sneak up on anyone with all that clacking!

 

;D ;D ;D

Right! *pulls off armpit beads*

 

Adella! Hold him down while i thread these in his hair and secure with superglue!!! :P

He might be bad at mafia, but I think he found his calling as a blogger.

 

Up next on his list, the first ever, SG Video Blog (or Vlog, if you must).

It's so good to see the SG spirit alive and well. (Which Aust isn't likely to be much longer  ;))

 

It's so good to see the SG spirit alive and well. (Which Aust isn't likely to be much longer  ;))

 

 

Where's the fun in life if you're not living on the edge, eh Lily? lol!

 

And thanks guys!!! I had a lot of fun with it, so I hope it's a fun read ;)

 

Oh and don't be upset Ama and Adella. I find your armpit beads quite fetching!

>_> At least they were green.. Aust is just highly jealous that he doesn't have a fashion sense.. He has almost as little as the Ewok and Monkey child running around here. >_>

Hahah Aust I loved it!!!  *shoots random people with her lightning*

 

Psh Limi... my ewok has GREAT fashion sense.  He just doesn't have the sense to use it.

Mores the Pity..

>_> At least they were green.. Aust is just highly jealous that he doesn't have a fashion sense.. He has almost as little as the Ewok and Monkey child running around here. >_>

 

Uh.. hello?? I totally rock the sport-socks and sandals combo!

Rock? Is that what they call looking like an idiot these days? hhmm.. interesting.

Rock? Is that what they call looking like an idiot these days? hhmm.. interesting.

 

Perhaps I will gather you four fashion-plates up to help me go shopping some time!!!   ;D Like my entourage!! I'll let you rack up my credit cards lol.

 

(really though you should see some of my coworkers.. compared to them I'm like downright trendy  ::) )

 

 

Anyhow, back to the Blog - it was really nice of pandy to let me have a crack at it, and I'm sure you all can have fun getting revenge at me for a while to come hehe! Heaven knows what else you all did with those beads!!!!!  :o

*eyes Aust* Wouldn't you like to know? ::)

*is still cleaning toys*  ;) ;D