After a longer LOA than I was expecting, I am back and ready to take on the world!  What's new, exciting and amazing with my girls (and boys)?  I missed you guys!

 

Mother Ducker

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

 

*Flyingtackleglomps*

 

Man, it's good to see you  ;D

 

I didn't do nuthin ... *shifts feet* ... it was all Barm! *points*

it was all Barm!

 

*eyes Barm*

 

What did you do?

Good to see you back, mother dear! So much has been happening around here, but I'm sure you'll find it to be all good things :)

 

 

*hugses mother ducker tight*

Ducky was gone??...urrr I mean Welcome back Mother Duck.  :D ;D

*taps foot and crosses arms* Well it's about time boss lady. Do you have any idea how unruly your children are!? I mean Really! Half the stuff I caught Eglee doing with Barm is enough to scare half the poor novices to death and the other half won't ever want to leave the red quarters again. :D

 

 

Oh and welcome back Mother of the heart. ^^

*Tries to look extremely innocent.*

 

:D

*smacks Elgee on the bottem* Troublesome chit :P

Welcome back Mother!

 

*the truly innocent one*

I got laid off and I think I'm going to grad school in August. I'm just about done paying for my undergrad, so I guess it's time.

*curtsies* It is nice to have you back, Mother! Isn't it great to see this place still standing?

Welcome back Mother! Now maybe Elgee will stop.. well... no she probably wont...

 

*Tries to look extremely innocent.*

 

:D

Key word.. TRIES! :D

 

 

Elgee is said to have been naughty. The Greens are the best behaving of the entire White Tower.  Just ask my Bonded.

 

;D

"have been" implies that I stopped, at some stage ... which is obviously an erroneous assumption  ;D

Were mattresses involved again? Your best naughty times always involve mattress riding.

Is that WHY our "new" mattresses all tend to be slightly lumpy and smell of FEET? *narrows eyes in suspicion*

welcome Mother duck

Mattresses. The Couch. The Table. That lovely 1 way reinforced glass window (which turned out not to be 1 way, but it's all good when you can intimidate the cops into dropping the charges). Why restrict myself?

The Couch.

 

I read this as "the Cooch" the first time, which TOTALLY changed the meaning of the rest of your sentence, Elgee.

I think its probably closer to her intended meaning.

A cooch is just a coach in a Canadian accent, right?

*Looks at the New Mother... then at the Old Mother... Deeply bows respectfully to each respectively*

 

*Cocks my head in confusion and looks at everyone*

 

What do you mean? Elgee is definitely innocent. I saw Barm do it. He is the guilty one here.

What the hell people? You all keep implying that I'm not too lazy to do all this stuff you're blaming me for. YOU ARE ALL CLEARLY LYING!

Actually I am gonna have to stay out of this one. Because I don't have any security cameras, I REPEAT, DO NOT HAVE any cameras, hidden anywhere in the ladies' changing room or random bedrooms and boudoirs or bathrooms or ANYTHING to catch the culprits.

 

Not at all.

 

Honest.

Of course you don't, bro.

 

 

Where are the monitors?