what do you do with a scurvey pirate?

 

make him walk the plank!

Why exclude the non-scurvey pirates?

 

And yes, ds, I missed. Is that a death sentence now?

Is that a death sentence now?

 

"And now, farewell to kindness, humanity and gratitude. I have substituted myself for Providence in rewarding the good; may the God of vengeance now yield me His place to punish the wicked."

 

I think we should all be proud to have such a poet on our spam team... everyone knows poetry is like spam for the soul.

 

Violets are blue,

Roses are red,

Hey look at that,

Thorum is dead.

OMG! Thye killed Thorum! Bastards!

 

Disco Snape is awesome.

Damn it! Someone who finally agrees! I stared at it for minutes the first time I saw it.

[shadow=red,left] My post count > universe.[/shadow]

 

Disco Snape is awesome.

 

:o Oh god, it's Disco Snape, Brady Mode! The corncobs have won! *implodes!*

... load the cannon up and fire it!...

*stumbles into the thread with a slightly feverish look in her eyes* I feel another bout of world domination coming on.

 

LET'S HEAR IT FOR FROZEN YOGURT!! AND TROUT!

 

 

*springs back alive*

 

And no, I don't want any trout. They're almost extinct. Eat salmon.

ok three points time

1) the rocking guy he has on the BT is way betterer and funer

2)why the heck do you think i started the million thread :P but this is good too

3)and thus zeus said to priapus "you smell" and so Dionysus washed his partiulars in wine and mead and all was well. until medusa came and shamed them.

 

question: so when do get to invade orgs and shame them with the outright brilliance of our spam ;D

ok three points time

1) the rocking guy he has on the BT is way betterer and funer

2)why the heck do you think i started the million thread :P but this is good too

3)and thus zeus said to priapus "you smell" and so Dionysus washed his partiulars in wine and mead and all was well. until medusa came and shamed them.

 

question: so when do get to invade orgs and shame them with the outright brilliance of our spam  ;D

 

1)You must mean this masterpiece;

 

 

3)    Why is six afraid of seven?

 

        Because seven ate nine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A RED X!  :o HORRORS!

 

Geriatric hamster malfunction on kayak highway five hundred and egg. Solstice rotor engage? Waffles! WAFFLES!

yes that would be the masterpiece in question and revel..please, don't swear like that, its pancakes ::)

 

an english cat called one two three races a french cat called un deux trois across a river, which wins?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the english one because un deux trois quatre cinq :D

I met a traveller from an antique land

Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,

Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown

And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,

The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.

And on the pedestal these words appear:

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains: round the decay

Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

loki, loki, loki *shakes head* der winner ist der katz, Ein Zwei Drei! Watch your mouth concerning Prince Adam, lest he bless you with mucous as well. With plum pudding for the missus

*pokes loki and bounces out on her head*

*bites min's nose*

yes that would be the masterpiece in question and revel..please, don't swear like that, its pancakes ::)

 

an english cat called one two three races a french cat called un deux trois across a river, which wins?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the english one because un deux trois quatre cinq :D

 

  That riddle is faulty since it forces one to accept the logical presumption that something French can achieve a competitive victory over anything without surrendering.

*pokes min back* er...the french one lost

*pokes min back* er...the french one lost

 

 

    But it didn´t surrender.