*flips Thorum on his back and pins him down*

*goes and takes a shower*

*stays in the mud pit with Thorum*

*goes and take a shower*

*goes and takes a shower with Thorum*

*Feels happy*

 

With two women in the shower :)

every man's dream shower

Jeez, we already have a mud wrestling thread, for all the attention it's gotten lately, stop filthying up this one with your immature antics! *pelts them with water balloons filled with ink*

*looks at Thorum and climbs back into the shower*

*locks them in*

This is definately my lucky day

*plugs up the drain and disconnects the faucet handle* Maybe not so lucky?

ohhh noooo what to do *breaks the shower door. water spills out onto the floor sweeping rey out of the room*

*jumps out of the flood and releases piranha and maybe also some of those Big Bertha fish from Super Mario Bros 3 into it*

*gets a speargun and shoots all the piranha and big bertha fish*

*makes fish soup*

*Drinks the fish soop*

*watches*

*is poisoned*

*runs over to save Thorum's life..gives Thorum mouth 2 mouth*

See... That was my plan all the time.

she just likes to give me m21M

 

I know, that was why I made poisonous soup.

You know it Babe. *continues giving Thorum M2M*

i guess i'll have to thank you for it then?