If I had my "druthers" I'd stay here and spam all the time.

 

"A bad day in Fiddlesticks is better than a good day in reality."

 

Some wise old Court Bard or Gleeman said that once or twice.

 

But...

 

I have to be careful.  Last time I got so addicted that I couldn't stop.  I just HAD to spam!!!  I couldn't wait to get to work on Monday so that I could return to Fiddlesticks after a long, boring weekend at home!!!  Believe it or not, some people would claim that that is inappropriate behavior for a dignified old grandpa such as myself.  So, as the sen-say told his grasshopper, I must "maintain balance".  I'll try to indulge in the pleasures of the world of make believe without falling hopelessly and shamelessly into the pits of evil like I did before.

 

But...

 

I still want to learn to channel so I can take over the world!!!

(insert lots and lots of devil-horned "evil" icons...God, how I miss those little fellas!!!)

Surely there's way to get them back, possibly involving the use of photobucket and ridiculously long posts mades so by the copy/paste.

::) Gwampy, you're overlooking the obvious. Just discorporate and infest the internet, its easy!

The internet is already infested, it's called SG.

*sprays it with Lysol*

That won't do anything, you have to get deep down in the pores! 

 

Hey, doesn't Vanessa Williams sell that stuff?

All I know is that it doesn't work.

 

>.>

 

...er...I have a sister...

Is she hot?

 

And if so, is she over eighteen?

 

And if so, can I have her? I'll pay postage and everything.

I don't think that way about my siblings.

 

Two of them are.

 

No.  I need them for a future project involving spoons and recycled aluminum.

Oh my, I leave this thread and you start attempting to steal Raena. I must punish you for this. *balefires Thorum*

 

And then reyler starts attacking her with apples. This cannot be allowed either. *pushes reyler into an endless void*

 

In other news, nothing, nothing at all.

*delves into the nothing - getting lost in nothing*

*pulls sage out of the nothing and slaps him with a trout*

*runs back into the nothing*

 

Nothing happens here.

*turns nothing into something*

You gotta make things happen here *ties the nothingness into a balloon animal* Look, a puppy!  :D

*ties cat balloon of nothingness* fight!

*pops the tow balloons of nothingness*

Come on, we cannot give this up. Almost at 400 pages

*gives up*

:P

:|

nope, that doens't work

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styill not