*wanders around in circles until his runs into his own back*

You exist outside of Fiddles??  :o *makes the sign of the cross*

 

*also makes the sign of the dyspeptic cassowary*

I got smooched by reyler!!! I got smooched by reyler!!!!

 

 

is that why you're crying?

*attaches himself to the tail of a blue whale*

 

See you all in paradise!

*blue whale turns into elephant* Have a nice swim

*Toy sinks to the bottom of the ocean and is captured by and/or married to a giant squid*

And they lived happily ever after and had half squid, half fiddler babies

Half squid, half fiddler, all pirate, baby  ;D

Ninja's rule pirates get decapitated in stealth strikes

*doesn't drown, cause only landlubbers drown*

*turns sagey into lead*

*swims up to the surface*

 

Ninjer, didn't yew know?  Pirates don't sink.

Rum floats.

Aye, yew said it, reyler.

I also said blooba blugga zoop. It was in there between the harmonica and the cucumber solo.

Aye.

 

...I wonder...

 

*exists stage left*

*Toy walks straight into the piano*

Yep, that answered my question.

 

Reyler is God!

Goddess, you mean. *points at th' little pink symboly thing*

*turns pink thingy to a blue thingy*

God, Goddess, same thing.  ::)

Depends on your metaphysical alignment.

Goddess and gumnut are the same thing too

Just four extra words.  C'mon.  The concept's the same.