ok this was just shown me, so waste not want not

 

Wendy Cope

 

The sorrow of socks

 

Some socks are loners -

They can’t live in pairs.

On washdays they’ve shown us

They want to be loners

They puzzle their owners,

They hide in dark lairs.

Some socks are loners -

They won’t live in pairs.

and again, thats the thing with a smile, needs to be shared else it dies

 

Norman Vandal's Spellbound

 

I have spell in chequer

It came with my pea see.

It plane Leigh Marx four my revue

Miss takes eye ken knot sea.

I've run this poem threw IT

I'm shore your plea zed too no;

Its let a perfect in it's weigh

My check her tolled me sew

also funny is toilet roll

ok so i made it 413 ..but i claim outside interearence

BOO!

for when you just dont know what to say;

 

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and then the otter and the bees and the typists and the penisisnts and the nubbins and fubbelstines and the plain drives gathered around the mighty pull ring

and the shining silver walls rose up high high in to the depths of the universe that would be

and the spakeling silver walls  seemed quite flat but in the far far distances they mads sharp curves, to form a tin.

and inside could be heard muffles rumbelings..like a mighty shounder of pork and ham meat product was stiring from a loong slumber.

and so all the beasties, and weasties, and creasties did heave on the pull ring, but verily could they open it, nay, nay would be the answeres to that

thake, though they did heave, all heaveing lead to peaving and finallly leaving , in discust

and so a thing had to be done, for there were other things to do

and so a thing had to be done, for there were other things to do

and so that fatty nasty bit on the the spam that you have to scrap off cos it ick didest coalesce and sqeease its way outside of the tin and it said

"I AM (god person thingy)"

and so it did have the strentgh to pull back the ring pull, and thake the spam was released

ok, so really it was opend by the cosmic tinopener, but ..well have your ever tried to get people to worship a tinopener shaped deity ...its just not worth the effort ..so all future tinage was made with ring pulls and the god version of the shortly after spamgenisis was rewritten to the above, and  nicely explains why celulite is good

this broadcast has been deemed worthy by the book of spam

ok  so 86 more pages to go. we'll get there

 

ok 85 it is wooo

*eats thread*

nooooooooooooooo you fool, what dost ye do, ahhhhhhh

*tears out hair for the person above*

what babble? me? nay sirebobabaluza

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thats just discusting. and entire post and you only typed '!'. diespicable. omd what is that ducks name ahhh