*sets a grape on top of a blade of grass*

That, young shoe-polishing-kit, is what makes your tummy rumble in the night.

*picks at Sages toenails with a foot hair*

 

How's that feel? Huh bub?!  >:(

That's like a scratch on a kangaroo itch, my young mucker.

*sits down at a table*

 

:)

Did I say you could sit, you fly-on-the-wall?  >:(

*stays in his chair*

 

STFU NUB  ;)

Nub?  A Member who has spent less time online than I, is calling me a Nub?

 

What the hell is a nub anyways?  Is it like a knob?  Or did you mean newb/noob?

 

Either way, you're definitely laking in the delivery department.

Nub is another way to say noob.

 

See? Noob.  ;)

 

Anyways, STFU

 

*sits there*

That's twice you've used that term. Shout at The Frogs Underneath.  Underneath what, is apparently unclear.

S T F U

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Get it right you moronic carjack!  >:(

Yeah I know, I was mocking you.  8)

Yeah whatever, go and fun with your cheese toast.  ::)

I did, and it was happy too.  |pats his belly|

And now fun is a verb! Apparently when you agitate Booger he gets foolish and reckless. Do it again!

Sage is not here, are you going to do the honors?

Dealing with you when you're being an idiot is not really my idea of an honor.

Ahh, but you're trying to agitate me right now.

 

You know what to do...keep trying...

I'm not trying to, but if I'm having that effect anyway, you know, whatever.

*sits back down at the table and waits for the world to end*

You missed it, it already happened last month.

So everything died away except DM and it's members?

 

*goes to look outside*

 

O.o

No, you don't quite understand.

 

This is Hell.

Oh I already knew that, it's been Hell forever.

 

 

*is 172 feet tall*

 

*stomps on houses*