*goes roller skating on Spam Boulevard*

*watches through binoculars*

*feels stalked*

I was about to say that, rey...

 

*points to Sage*

 

Stalker!

 

Was...what I was going to say...

Yeah, too bad you can't see anything out of these bloody things!

 

*takes off the caps*

 

Yeah...

*spits on the binocular lens*

*doesn't mention the black ink on the eyepieces*

*cries*

Look, his mascara is running! *mops it up*

*laughs at Sage*

Oh rey, always bringing your own fantasies into the mix.  *sigh*

 

Unfortunately for you reyler, I'm not a girl, goth, emo, whatever else wears makeup.  Sorry to disappoint.

 

*dyes bligs nose hairs red*

*sneezes*

You know, given that Danya has made, like, five posts in the last month, you might end up passing her soon enough after all. Shocking.

I told you I would.

 

And it will be faster, once I become funny.

You'll never become funny, and reyler just mentioned Danya which makes me sad...she needs to come back...

Then I guess we're all doomed to a life without Danya.

OH yeah, become funny NOW so Danya can come back...now!  >:(

I'm going to try.  I really am.

*jumps on Bligs back*

 

Giddy-up!

Try harder.

 

*throws Sage off of him*

*goes on a honeymoon with Danya*

 

:P

 

To think, such a thread started so humbly.

Oh, and making you into my horse didn't have anything to do with funny.  I just noticed you weren't posting.  I needed to get your attention.

Someone wanted MY attention?! I'm touched... :P

Well, I hate posting by myself and you're the only one around.  If rey was the only one around, I'd try to do the same thing.  If I was the only one around, I'd leave.

Well it looks like your going to be alone soon, i'm getting off...then i'm gonna log offline.  :P