Stop winking, or I'll make you have to permanently wink from both eyes!

Alright then.

*ponders what just happened*

 

...I can't for the life of me...or the death of me...hmm...

What's it you can't remember?

Where he left that spare taco of course

That's an easy one. I just ate it.

But it was mouldy ;D

I demoulded it

But, it was all made of tofu.

That's why nothing was left of it

You're a monster!

I'ld gladly be a monster if I don't have to eat tofu because of it

Tofu sucks!

I've never tasted Tofu.

Me either...isn't that like raw fish or something?

 

I don't like to eat anything raw. *nods*

 

 

 

 

tofu is a vegetarian kind of "meat". It tastes like chicken that was cooked three times too long

Oh yeah, that's right! Sushi is raw fish...

 

*tries to imagine that*

 

Eww...it really tastes like that? Vegetarians are messed up man, they're pasty and stuff...*shudders*

 

Meat is good for you, you need it. That's why MOST of the animals were put on this Earth, to be EATEN.

 

People are going to eat Meat no matter what the vegetarians and the Vegans do, I don't know what they think they can accomplish.  :-\

Beans.

 

Green beans.

 

Pork and beans.

 

15 bean soup.

 

Lima beans.

 

Soy beans.

 

Any kinda beans.

 

Carnivores devour beans.

 

Herbivores devour beans.

 

EVERYBODY craves beans.

 

Beans, beans, the musical fruit...the more I eat, the more I toot...the more I toot, the better I feel...so let's have beans for EVERY meal!!!

 

Just had some cold left over pork and beans a little while ago...they were wonderful then, and they'll be even better come bed time...will help me play "turtle" with the wife (cut the cheese, then pull the covers over her head like a turtle going inside it's shell).

 

Yeah.

Beans.

 

 

[move]BEANS!!!      BEANS!!!      BEANS!!![/move]

 

 

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Gwampy...you're a sick sick old man.  ::) :D

That's why he waxes his moustache into Snidely Whiplash twirls.

Freak  ::)

What is this, I get here and you're offline, I start spamming and not five minutes later, there you are following me around again!

I have been online all day, true story. I might have been off for like...5 minutes, but i've mostly been online for the past...oh say...5 hours.

And you're accusing me of having no life?

Meh *shrugs*